WELCOME to Tuesday May 15, 2012. Music Styles…….
JAZZ
Five men on the same stage all playing different tunes.
BLUES
Played exclusively by people who woke up this morning.
WORLD MUSIC
Dozen different types of percussion all going at once.
OPERA
People singing when they should be talking.
RAP
People talking when they should be singing.
CLASSICAL
Discover the other 45 minutes they left out of the TV ad.
FOLK
Endless songs about shipwrecks in the 19th century.
BIG BAND
20 men who take it in turns to stand up plus a drummer.
HEAVY METAL:
Codpiece and chaps
HOUSE MUSIC
OK as long as it’s not the house next door.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Here’s a little bit of history. On this day in 1789, George Washington
became the first president of the United States after just narrowly
beating out Ron Paul.” -Jay Leno
“In an interview this weekend, ‘Jeopardy’ host Alex Trebek hinted that
he might retire in two years. Or as he put it, ‘Born in 1940, this game
show host wants to sit around in his bathrobe eating ice cream.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient,
and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets.” -Craig Ferguson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
In a grocery store a cashier held up a small dairy carton and yelled to a co-worker, “How much is half-and-half?”
Without a moment’s hesitation the other cashier replied, “One.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Everything in this room is eatable. Even I’m eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”
Answer: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. This is said by Johhny Depp’s character, Willy Wonka, when he brings the children into his hall filled with candy and chocolate. He says this when he wants them to go enjoy themselves in the factory, where many of the things are made from chocolate and candy, including a chocolate river. Depp plays the owner of a chocolate factory which lets five lucky children in for a grand tour. Four of the children misbehave and end up in various different trouble. Charlie, of course, is well-behaved and in the end is the only child left. It is based on the book by Roald Dahl. TODAY’S MOVIE DIVIA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SOLVING MONDAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA!
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “…so we’re not going to fight anymore. We’re going to pull together and we’re going to find a way to get out of here.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Below is a (very) short story with 10 capitalized words or phrases which are anagrams of words that all fit in a certain category. Can you find the anagrams and determine the category?
A salesman with a CHIC NAME and the ability to quickly MATCH PAIRS of shoes that PERTAIN to CITY SHIPS was talking to a CHEATER. “I saw you paint a STRIPE on that SCARY TREE,” he said, “and you had better remove it before I REPORT you. OUR HAT wearing club will be on you before you can even TRY A NOTE on that slide whistle.”
ANSWER: MECHANIC, PHARMACIST, PAINTER, PHYSICIST, TEACHER, PRIEST
SECRETARY, PORTER, AUTHOR, ATTORNEY
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
What classic western phrase is represented by this?
TtHhIeSbToOtWhNof us
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