WELCOME to Wednesday May 16, 2012. THE NAME GAME (Again!)
If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.
If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.
If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she’d be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she’d become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe Alou, he’d be Boog Alou.
If Shirley Jones married Tom Ewell, then Johnny Rotten, then Nathan Hale, she’d be Shirley Ewell Rotten Hale.
If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”
– Harry S. Truman
“I won’t take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.”
– Carl Sandburg
“The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.”
– Mark Twain
“Researchers at Harvard say red wine can slow the aging process. They say if you
drink red wine, it can help you look younger. And you can look even younger
if you get the other person to drink it.” -Jay Leno
“A new study found that most people cant go 10 minutes without lying. But since
the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
To get a man’s attention, just stand in front of the TV and don’t move. He’ll talk to you. I promise.
“C’mon, Honey. Really, Honey. Honey!” A real man will just sit there and wait for you to step aside.
If you don’t, eventually he’ll say, “What? All right, what? I’m sitting here, okay? I’m listening!”
Another way to get his attention is to fool around with his stereo equipment. Or mess around with
the car. Adjusting the timing chain is a good one. If he has a tool pegboard, remove a tool and hide
it somewhere special. Within a day he’ll notice that it’s gone and come right to you. Be prepared though,
He will be cranky. More attention getters: scratch the paint on his car, throw out his favorite sweatshirt,
or punch him in the stomach when he’s not looking. His expression alone will be priceless.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “…so we’re not going to fight anymore. We’re going to pull
together and we’re going to find a way to get out of here.”
Answer: Deep Blue Sea. Renny Harlin’s super-killer-shark film from 1999 introduced several science-type characters in an extensive floating complex at sea, tampered with some super-smart shark brains, and ultimately caused chaos. When the smart sharks got loose, they started to sink the complex to free themselves and, as it seems, eat the cast. In one memorable scene, Samuel L. Jackson’s scientist character tried to take the lead with a motivating speech about the dangers of man and the dangers of nature before proposing that they work together to escape. Seconds later, a shark leapt from an open pit behind him, grabbing him in its jaws, and pulling him under.
He shouldn’t have said anything– he jinxed it.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What classic western phrase is represented by this?
TtHhIeSbToOtWhNof us
ANSWER: This town ain’t big enough for the both of us. The words “The both of us” do not entirely fit into the words “This town.” “This Town” isn’t large enough for “The both of us.”
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
One of these words does not share the same characteristic that the other four do. Which word does not belong and why?
BEDCLOTHES
SOLEMN
CAPON
STRUTS
STUFFED
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! GREAT JOB KIM!
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