WELCOME to Thursday May 17, 2012. Biblical characters as high-tech promoters
Couldn’t biblical characters be recruited as high-tech promoters?
Consider the following tech advocates and their ad slogans:
10. Noah for Match.com: We can find a mate for anything. Why not you?
9. Moses for the Excedrin Headache Resource Center (Excedrin.com): Take two tablets and call me in the morning.
8. The dove for UPS.com: Guaranteed delivery in 40 days and 40 nights.
7. Adam and Eve for Dell: No Apples for us. We’ve learned the hard way.
6. Solomon for Microsoft: Don’t cut the baby in half.
5. Joseph for Nikon Coolpix: Only Nikon can capture the 36-bit color of my megapixel dreamcoat.
4. Methuselah for AARP.org: Life begins at 960.
3. John the Baptist for DunkinDonuts.com: You’ll be head over heels for our new Munchkin platter.
2. Pharaoh for Symantec: If only we’d had Norton AntiPlague 2002 in 2002…B.C.E.
1. Job for Nasdaq: ‘Nuff said.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
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QUOTES OF THE DAY
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
– Laurence J. Peter
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
– Dan Rather
It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks.
– Pierre Auguste Renoir
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.
Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.”
Answer: A Nightmare on Elm Street! This iconic horror classic from the 1980s was the first to feature Freddy Krueger. In this movie, a group of teens were haunted in their dreams by a man in a red and green striped shirt who was killed by their parents many years ago. Nancy and others deduced that falling asleep would place you directly into Freddy’s dream world; thus, not sleeping would prevent that. She shouldn’t have said anything–way to set impossible expectations. Sure enough, everyone in the film started falling asleep, despite efforts (after the first few unexplainable deaths) not to do so. Nancy even asked her boyfriend, Glen (played by Johnny Depp), to wake her up at a specific time…then he fell asleep too. Might as well just have suggested stopping breathing. “A Nightmare on Elm Street” was followed by six sequels in the coming decades before receiving a remake in 2009 directed by Samuel Bayer. Freddy Kruger has since become a horror mainstay, making Robert Englund, his portrayer, an icon in the genre.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “…you’re breaking my heart! You’re going down a path I cannot follow!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
One of these words does not share the same characteristic that the other four do. Which word does not belong and why?
BEDCLOTHES, SOLEMN, CAPON, STRUTS, STUFFED
ANSWER: The word SOLEMN does not fit as it is the only word that does not have 3 consecutive letters in the alphabet, backwards.
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Can you unscramble the countries in Part 1 and match them with the appropriate fact about them in Part 2? And your answer is?
Part 1
1. HCAIN
2. GRIINAE
3. PAJNA
4. SUKTROOAEH
5. MIKUDITDNENGO
6. HUFAIORSACT
7. MNAAORI
Part 2
1. This is the world’s most populous country.
2. The capital of this country is Abuja.
3. This is the only country to ever suffer an attack with atomic weapons.
4. The capital of this country is Seoul.
5. This country is a great industrial power despite the fact that it must import many resources.
6. The capital of this country is Pretoria.
7. Dracula’s home, Transylvania, is in this country.
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