WELCOME to Wednesday May 23, 2012. You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
1. The Sun is too loud.
2. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
3. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
4. You and Reality file for divorce.
5. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
6. You can hear mimes.
7. Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
8. You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP!
Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.”
– Fran Lebowitz
“Vote early and vote often.”
– Al Capone
“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”
– Plato
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Jimmy: ‘Hey, Mike! How’s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.’
Mike: ‘To tell the truth, I’m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.’
Jimmy: ‘What? Let me get this straight… You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?’
Mike: ‘Well, yeah. After all, you know, he’s a parrot fish.’
Jimmy: ‘Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you’re never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.’
Mike: ‘That’s what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he’s terribly off-key and it’s driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?’
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “What’s the point? They’re all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act, who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It’s insulting.”
Answer: Scream! In the first movie of this Wes Craven meta-fictive horror parody series, “Scream” introduced Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell), Dewey (David Arquette), and Gail (then Courtney Cox). In this particular scene, Sidney talked on the phone with the killer, a person in a ghostface mask stalking the town’s teenagers with an immense horror movie knowledge. In an attempt to be savvy, Sidney stated this quote before realizing she was on the phone with a killer.
Maybe she shouldn’t have said a word…in the next scene she ended up running up the front stairs rather than out the front door, trapping herself in her bedroom. The same sort of issue was repeated in most of the “Scream” movies. Sarah Michelle Gellar committed the horror cliche in “Scream 2” and Neve Campbell did it again in a movie set in “Scream 3”. Even Anna Faris did it in “Scary Movie”, a parody of this very film! Fortunately, it wasn’t the only act of ‘saying-not-doing’ in the series. Many of the teens facing off against Ghostface ended up falling victim to both enforced and subverted horror tropes. Critics praised the idea and claimed it reinvigorated slasher films for a new generation; viewers loved it too– the first four films grossed over $600,000,000 in total.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.
Example: EVER – ______ – HORN
Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN
1. GRAND – _________ – OUT
2. QUARTER – ___________ – MIND
3. HAIR – _______________ – FIRE
ANSWER: 1. GRAND – STAND – OUT
2. QUARTER – MASTER – MIND
3. HAIR – BRUSH – FIRE
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
In Cryptography teasers, a phrase or expressions has been encoded in some way (frequently by replacing letters with other letters). You need to figure out the encoding method and then decode the message to find the answer.
Cj jofni mytp myn vlcyf jm znj un vldyf. Jbn jlmdktn ci, C goy’j lnunuknl cw cj’i jbn jbcljnnyjb ml jbn wmdljnnyjb. – Znmlzn Kdlyi
Up zloyvumjbnl ci msnl nczbjp oyv ijctt vmniy’j ynnv ztoiini. Vlcyfi lczbj mdj mw jbn kmjjtn. – Bnyyp Pmdyzuoy
Cw pmd vlcyf, vmy’j vlcsn. Vmy’j nsny xdjj. – Vnoy Uoljcy
Hmlf ci jbn gdlin mw jbn vlcyfcyz gtoiini. – Migol Hctvn
Lnucyvi un mw up iowolc cy owlcgo. Imunkmvp wmlzmj jbn gmlfiglnh oyv wml insnlot vopi hn bov jm tcsn my ymjbcyz kdj wmmv oyv hojnl. – H. G. Wcntvi
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