WELCOME to Friday June 8, 2012.
Hey it’s June and once again it’s the month of Fathers day! It’s a day when we reward ourselves with the gift of being able to BBQ in the backyard while watching sports! REALLY? I can get with the sports, but I’m would like to get some of that attention that mothers get on mothers day! Don’t’ think it’s a big deal? Try and forget mothers day one time and your history will be written forever!OMG! I think that I’ll start a men’s movement for Fathers day! Hey take me out to dinner, give your old man some love, buy me a suit of something! It’s amazing that as men we are supposed to get some tools and maybe a tie, I say how about a 20 ounce porterhouse steak for your man? Maybe you could wash and wax dad’s car? How about breakfast in bed? Now don’t get me wrong, I think that moms deserve all that attention, I just think that maybe us dads who do stuff should get some attention too. We are not all deadbeats, but then again somebody yesterday told that I had way too much time on my hands….whatever! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A woman in Buffalo set a new world record for eating 183 buffalo wings.
I don’t think there will be a second date.” -David Letterman
“‘Dancing With the Stars’ has big names this season, including that guy
from that thing.” -Craig Ferguson
“Beaches in Italy are now training dogs to become lifeguards. That should
work as long as someone throws a tennis ball at you while you’re drowning.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A new employee calls the Help Desk to complain that there’s something wrong with her password.
“The problem is that whenever I type the password, it just shows stars,” she says. “The asterisks are to protect you,” the Help Desk technician explains, “so if someone were standing behind you, they wouldn’t be able to read your password.”
“Yeah,” she says, “but they show up even when there is no one standing behind me.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I want it all quickly ’cause I don’t want God to stop and think
and wonder if I’m getting more than my share”,
Answer: National Velvet! Based on the novel by Enid Bagnold, the movie sees Velvet Brown (Taylor) win the horse in a raffle and then train him with the help of her father, played by Donald Crisp and a hired hand played by Mickey Rooney. The above line is one of Taylor’s movie quotes that’s often used to highlight her career. At the time she is imploring Mi Taylor (Mickey Rooney) to help train and race the horse who’s having second thoughts about the wisdom of the venture and his own abilities. One of Taylor’s most famous roles, the film was selected for preservation in the US National Film Registry because of its cultural and historical significance.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Using real names to make common words/phrases, name the offspring: (the first one is free!)
1. Mr and Mrs Voyant – Clare (as in Clairvoyant)
2. Mr and Mrs Tress
3. Mr and Mrs Nasium
4. Mr and Mrs Tate
5. Mr and Mrs Anthemum
6. Mr and Mrs Mander
7. Mr and Mrs Mite
8. Mr and Mrs Time
ANSWER: 2. Matt, 3. Jim, 4. Dick, 5. Chris, 6. Sally, 7. Dinah, 8. Justin
Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
Help Beethoven use these clues below to decipher these popular Christmas/Holiday tunes.
Example: A Triad of Monarchs
Answer: We Three Kings
1. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis.
2. Frozen precipitation commences.
3. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas.
4. I envisioned a trio of marine vessels.
5. Do you perceive the same longitudinal pressure that stimulates my auditory sense organs?
6. Leave and do a broadcast on an elevated peak.
Bonus: The apartment of 2 psychiatrists.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING THURSDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY!
GREAT JOB BANKS!
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