WELCOME to Wednesday June 13, 2012.
OK! Here’s the story, I cut my own hair and I’ve been cutting it for the last 30 years! Recently my sons convienced me to try out their barber! Dad, he really good, things have changed, you will enjoy the cut right? So instead of being the traditional old dude! I thought that I would at least try this guy out, after what could he mess up? I’ll make sure that I give him clear instructions..don’t cut the hairline, it’s natural, don’t cut too far on the sides right? Just a regular cut like the picture ok? What could possibly be different after 20, 30 years? So I go, the shop is nice and the usual BS stories are going on, call it urban folklore.
Finally the I get in the chair and give the guy instructions right? So he’s cutting, sniping, triming, I’m watching him in the mirror and he moving as slow as a snail. Finally after an hour, I’m thinking he’s just about done because he’s wrapping up the mustash right? Suddenly the clippers are in my nose and his fingers holding up the tip of one side of my nose so that he can trim inside! THIS GUY IS TRIMMING MY NOSE HAIRS? I can’t tell you what I was thinking, but it wasn’t “what the facebook!” I look around and my sons are cracking up, this trimmer is tickling the heck out of my nose while he’s working and this guy is working my nose like he’s looking for gold. Well needless to say that was my last trip to the barbershop, shoot I can cut my own nose hairs, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.”
– Thomas Jefferson
“The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.”
– Ronald Reagan
“I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect.”
– George Burns
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I was in a back alley in Fiji, fighting desperately and silently for my life, fighting desperately for oxygen, clawing at the calm and almost gentle pressure of the fabric held over my face by implacable, ebony thighs when I realized – he was killing me softly with his sarong!
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning’s winning”
Answer: The Fast and the Furious! “The Fast and the Furious” sees LAPD lawman Brian O’Conner, played by Paul Walker, infiltrate a street racing gang in a bid to uncover a gang of thieves. Brian has been narrowly beaten by Dominic in a street race and is feeling rather smug. Dom cuts him down to size with a brutal assessment that identifies all the mistakes Brian has made before, delivering the line above as a coup de grace.
Made on a relatively small budget of $38 million, the film took in over $200 million at the box office, while propelling Vin Diesel to superstar level. Diesel had previously received good reviews for his voice work on “The Iron Giant” (1999) and created a strong impression as the anti-hero Riddick in the movie “Pitch Black” (2000).
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “And the first thing you gotta learn if you’re gonna be a racecar driver, is that you don’t listen to losers like your know-it-all teacher here.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
I’m in a zoo, But not in a jungle, I rarely come in pairs, But I’m in every puzzle.
Some think I’m in a xylophone, But, I most certainly am not, You don’t see me with a loan,But very strangely in a zealot
I’m in the magical prison of Azkaban, Well, can’t you see?, I’m in the buzz of a fan, But, my oh my what could I be?
ANSWER: The letter “Z”
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Which of the following words does not belong in the list, and why?
Reappear
Caucasus
Inefficiencies
Signings
Arraigning
Horseshoer
Intestines
Appeases
TODAY’S QUIZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING TUESDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! SUPER SOLVING BANKS!
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