WELCOME to Tuesday June 19, 2012. What were the authors thinking?
The confidence in his smile… that smile that pulled me in like ice cream melting down a cone.
With the broken sob of a candy mugged infant, Brett rolled across the bed into the recently vacated hollow – a depression created by the recently departed Maria.
Gerald began – but was interrupted by a piercing whistle which cost him ten percent of his hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius of the eruption, not that it mattered much because for them “permanently” meant the next ten minutes or so until buried by searing lava or suffocated by choking ash – to pee.
Danny, the little Grizzly cub, frolicked in the tall grass on this sunny Spring morning, his mother keeping a watchful eye as she chewed on a piece of a hiker they had encountered the day before.
As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.
Racing through space at unimaginable speeds, Capt. Dimwell could only imagine how fast his spaceship was going.
When Detective Riggs was called to investigate the theft of a trainload of Native American fish broth concentrate bound for market, he solved the case almost immediately, being that the trail of clues led straight to the trainmaster, who had both the locomotive and the Hopi tuna tea.
India, which hangs like a wet washcloth from the towel rack of Asia, presented itself to Tex as he landed in Delhi (or was it Bombay?), as if it mattered because Tex finally had an idea to make his mark and fortune and that idea was a chain of steak houses to serve the millions and he wondered, as he deplaned down the steep, shiny, steel steps, why no one had thought of it before.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“I like Medieval Times, but if they wanted to have a real medieval experience,
they would knock out half your teeth and give you food that would give you dysentery.” -Craig Ferguson
“According to the ‘Wall Street Journal’, researchers at Harvard have found an enzyme
in the brain that regulates obesity. They said if it wasn’t for our brains, we would all be thin.
That’s why supermodels are so skinny.” –Jay Leno
“Obama says the jobs bill will be paid for. I don’t like this focus on paying for things.
That’s what future generations are for.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Leif Ericsson went off on his voyage, and a year later, his wife noticed that his name wasn’t on the village register anymore.
She went to the village elders and said, you must have taken Leif off your census.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.”
Answer: Dead Poets Society! Robin Williams introduces himself to his class with the knowledge that life is short and much can be accomplished, finishing it off with the 95th most popular movie quote. Did you know? Liam Neeson was originally slated to portray the character of John Keating, but when a new director (Peter Weir) took over, the part was given to Robin Williams.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I wasn’t like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere’s a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I’m selling? No. Do I know what I’m doing today? No. But I’m here, and I’m gonna give it my best shot.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
What is this?
Sticker Bum
Sticker Sticker Bum Bum
Sticker Sticker Sticker Bum Bum Bum
ANSWER: A Bumper Sticker. lit. A bum per sticker
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Answer the clues with a pair of rhyming words.
(plump feline = fat cat)
1. Moby Dick fan letter
2. Stream cove
3. Medieval soldier competition
4. Extra couple
5. Metal drain plug
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