WELCOME to Wednesday June 20, 2012. Top Ten Signs Your a Bad History Teacher….
1. Constantly gets Indonesia and Outdonesia confused.
2. As incentive for learning, when you name a state capital, you get to take a shot.
3. Insists that one of Popes during the Roman empire was Pope Bubba.
4. Thinks that Mussolini was Hitler’s favorite pasta.
5. Counts Puerto Rico, Mexico and Canada as “technically” U.S. States.
6. Tells you that it’s Napoleon that’s the ice cream that comes in 3 flavors in one box.
7. Insists that the Great Depression could have been stopped with the right amount of Lithium.
8. Threatens to reenact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if homework is not turned in on time.
9. Claims that it was Martin and Lewis that were the great explorers of the West.
10. Credits David Hasselhoff and not Democracy for the fall of the Berlin Wall.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.”
– Mark Twain
“Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.”
– Robin Morgan
“Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.”
– Isaac Asimov
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I went to the butcher’s the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the top shelf. He said,
“No, the steaks are too high.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I wasn’t like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere’s a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I’m selling? No. Do I know what I’m doing today? No. But I’m here, and I’m gonna give it my best shot.”
Answer: Zoolander! This is the speech Owen Wilson’s character (Hansel) gives for his nomination for “Best Male Model of the Year” Award, which he wins, upsetting Ben Stiller’s (Zoolander’s) streak of three consecutive awards. Did you know? “Zoolander” was never shown in Malaysia, due to the constant discussion of Malaysian sweatshops and the country’s poverty.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “The story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Answer the clues with a pair of rhyming words.
(plump feline = fat cat)
2. Stream cove
3. Medieval soldier competition
4. Extra couple
1. Moby Dick fan letter
5. Metal drain plug
ANSWER: 1. Whale mail 2. Brook nook 3. Knight fight 4. Spare pair 5. Copper stopper
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Place the same pair of letters onto both sets of blanks to complete a common word. Each answer will have a different pair of letters.
1. F __ __ G __ __ N T
2. P A __ __ T __ __ G
3. __ __ C K L I __ __
4. B __ __ D S T __ __ D
5. __ __ A F __ __ T
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