Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏‏

WELCOME to Thursday June 21, 2012. Did You Know?
The Chinese invented toilet paper in the fourteenth century, and the Bureau of Imperial Supplies began to produce paper
for use by the Chinese emperors However, it wasn’t until 1857 that the first factory-produced toilet paper was made,
by American Joseph Cayetty, who named his product “Therapeutic Paper” and sold it in packs of 500 sheets Cayetty’s
name was printed on each sheet. Before the invention of toilet paper, different areas of the world used many different things Public toilets in ancient Rome provided a moist sponge on the end of a stick, while the wealthy used wool and rosewater In Viking-occupied
England, discarded wool was used, while in the Middle Ages this had been replaced by hay balls.

In Hawaii, meanwhile, coconut husks were used, while the early Eskimos used snow and tundra moss Wealthy people around the world often used hemp and wool, with lace being used by the French royalty British lords used pages from books Poorer people used their hands, grass, stones, moss, seashells or wood shavings, while the use of water was also common around the world In India, the left hand was used to wash with, while in Africa it was the right hand The otherhand in each place was used to greet people, and it was considered rude to offer the incorrect hand In the U S , newspapers and telephone directories were commonly used, as were other books The Old Farmer’s Almanac was actually printed with a hole punched through the corner of each page so that it could be hung in outhouses, and the Sears catalogue was widely used until it was produced with glossy pages, after which its use as a hygiene product became unpopular Corncobs were also used in the United States.

Well that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, watch out for that handshake, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Grandparents complain that their families don’t call them. But in
their defense, a lot of the time that people call,
grandparents answer the blender.” -Craig Ferguson

“Cab drivers are now illegally overcharging you for made-up
charges. I was in a cab today and I was charged $11
for shipping and handling.” -David Letterman

“The University of Chicago is hosting an academic conference
called ‘Jersey Shore Studies.’ Meanwhile in Korea,
students are learning something called ‘math.'” -Jimmy Kimmel

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….

A woman’s three sons all leave home to seek their fortunes. Many years later they write to their old mom telling her that they have a successful cattle ranch and want her to come live with them. When she arrives, they proudly show her the ranch and ask her to name it for them, as they owe all their success to her. She thinks about it and tells them to call it Prism Ranch. Curious, they ask her why. “Because,” she replies, “that’s where the sons raise meat.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “The story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.”

Answer: Some Like It Hot! Marilyn Monroe’s character, Sugar Kane, utters these words after explaining how she’s always getting left behind singing with male bands. She has decided to stick with female bands to get away from the heartache caused by falling in love and having everything taken away from her. Did you know? The movie was originally supposed to be called, “Not Tonight, Josephine!”

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I love you. I’ve loved you since the first moment I saw you. I guess maybe I’ve even loved you before I saw you.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….

Place the same pair of letters onto both sets of blanks to complete a common word. Each answer will have a different pair of letters.

1. F __ __ G __ __ N T

2. P A __ __ T __ __ G

3. __ __ C K L I __ __

4. B __ __ D S T __ __ D

5. __ __ A F __ __ T

ANSWER: 1. RA = FRAGRANT 2. IN = PAINTING 3. NE = NECKLINE 4. AN = BANDSTAND 5. LE = LEAFLET
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….

A brain chain, is a list of words, that are connected in one of four ways.

1. They rhyme.

2. They are synonyms.

3. They are anagrams

4. They differ by one letter.

This example is a word chain: file, life, lice, slice, piece

Note: The first and last word of the chain are not connected.

Make the following words into a brain chain. And just to make it harder, I added an extra word. Good Luck!

van…rouge…angel

rough..vehicle..puff…fan

saint..buff..paint
TODAY’S QUIZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO OUR RESIDENT GENIUS, MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! WAY2GOBANKS!

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