WELCOME to Wednesday June 27, 2012.
The Top 10 Signs That It’s Time To Do The Laundry
1. You’re wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently.
2. You’ve worn your sheets to school because you can’t get them off of you.
3. Your socks act like a shirt does when its heavily starched and emit a serious funk.
4. Your roommate walks around wearing a full body medical suit like they did in the movie
“Outbreak” to avoid catching the Ebola virus.
5. The Snuggle Bear on the softener bottle officially died last week.
6. The DEA’s drug sniffing dog is always coming by to sniff your laundry because the strong stench
makes him think you have 28 tons of pot in your closet.
7. Even after sewing 28 spring scented dryer sheets to the inside of your shirt, your friends still say you reek.
8. The phrase “Wash Me” is visibly written in your jeans.
9. Your red T-shirt is now green.
10. The boss pulls you aside to remind you that your company’s casual days does not include your college graduation gown and scuba diving fins.
Well that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“No man ever listened himself out of a job.”
– Calvin Coolidge
“The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.”
– John F. Kennedy
“You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.”
– Al Capone
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
There was a fire at a Basque restaurant, but there was only one way out of the restaurant. Many people were injured in the stampede. The moral of this story: Don’t put all your Basques in one exit.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya punk?”
Answer: Dirty Harry! After firing six shots, Harry walks over to a wounded bank robber who’s reaching for his gun when he says this. The bank robber gives himself up, but tells Callahan he has to know. Harry fires the empty gun at him and takes him in. Did you know? Paul Newman, John Wayne, and Steve McQueen all turned down the role of “Dirty” Harry Callahan.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk.
“Aha, I’ve caught you again,” exclaimed the boss. The watchman’s eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?
ANSWER: The one word was “AMEN”, thus making the Boss believe he was praying rather than sleeping.
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables which you must use to figure out the 9 words.
Syllable List – cu, di, er ets, ist, lar, ni, ni, o, pen, phy, ra, ri , rou, sels, ter, tog, toon, val, vas, vore
Syllable-starter: car
How many syllables, each word has:
1. (2)
2. (3)
3. (3)
4. (3)
5. (3)
6. (3)
7. (3)
8. (4)
9. (6)
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