WELCOME to Tuesday July 3, 2012. Misunderstood Lyrics #1.
Hall & Oates – Maneater / “She’s a magneto”
Bruce Springsteen – Tenth Avenue Freezeout / “Dead Devil in the Freezer”
England Dan & John Ford Coley – “I’d Really Like to See You Tonight” / “I’m not talkin’ ’bout the linen”
AC/DC – “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” / “Dirty jeans and they’re dungarees”
Clash – “Rock the Casbah” / “Lock the cashbox”
Cutting Crew – “(I just) Died in Your Arms Tonight” / “It must have been some kind of cheese”
Steve Miller Band “Jet Airliner” / “Big ol’ Chad at a line-up”
Steve Miller Band “Jet Airliner” / “Big ol’ Jed had a light on”
Elton John “Bennie and the Jets” / “She’s got electric boobs, her ma has too…”
Sandpipers “Guantanamera” / “One Ton Maria”
Starship “Sara” / “Sara, Sara – stomp your boot in my eye”
Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers “Islands in the Stream” / “Ireland’s industry”
B. W. Stevenson “My Maria” / “Di-arrhea”
Various Artists “Winter Wonderland” / “Later on we’ll perspire, as we sit by the fire”
Beach Boys “Fun Fun Fun” / “We’ll have fun fun fun till her daddy takes the tuba away”
AC/DC “You Shook Me All Night Long” / “Oh, sh@*, We all die young.”
Madonna “La Isla Bonita” / “Last night, I spent all my pesos.”
Steve Winwood “Higher Love” / “Bring me an iron lung”
ELO “Strange Magic” / “Got a strange fat chick”
Foreigner “Dirty White Boy” / “I’m just a 30-watt bulb”
Merrilee Rush “Angel in the Morning” / “Just cash my check before you leave me”
Merrilee Rush “Angel in the Morning” / “Just wash my sheets before you leave me”
Bon Jovi “You Give Love A Bad Name” / “You give love a brand name”
ELO “Evil Woman” / “Midevil woman”
Johnny Cash “I Walk The Line” / “I bought the wine”
Alanis Morrissette “You Oughta Know” / “Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me”
Huey Lewis & The News “Heart of Rock ‘N Roll” / “The heart of rock ‘n roll is Topeka”
Elton John “Tiny Dancer” / “Hold me close – I’m tryin’ to dance here”
B-52’s “Roam” / “Roam, Nipsey Russell. Roam around the world”
Foreigner “Urgent” / “Virgin”
Belinda Carlisle “I Get Weak” / “I Can’t Wink”
Madness “Our House” / “Outhouse”
Rolling Stones “Beast of Burden” / “My pizza’s burning”
Police “Message in a Bottle” / “A year has passed since I broke my nose”
Abba “Chiquitita” / “Take your teeth out, tell me what’s wrong”
Sandpipers “Guantanamera” / “One Ton Tomato”
Paul McCartney “Band on the Run” / “Stand on the rug”
I can hear you singing those words right now, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great
Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“New York had the warmest May on record. It’s so hot these days
that the ice at the oyster bar is shrinking at an alarming rate.” -David Letterman
“A new study found that women gain more weight after marriage,
but men gain more weight after a divorce. Yeah, the divorce usually
takes place after men point out that women gained more weight after marriage.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A wiseguy named Jimmy the Weasel in the witness protection program
kept committing crimes so they kicked him out of the program. Who could’ve
predicted that you couldn’t trust a guy called ‘The Weasel.'” -Craig Ferguson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Micah and Steve, two good ole boys from South Carolina, were sittin’ on the
front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
“I’m gonna do that when I win the lottery,” said Micah. “Do what?” asked Steve.
“Send my grass out to be mowed,” answered Micah.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “At my signal, unleash hell.”
Answer: Gladiator! Maximus (Russell Crowe) commands the remaining gladiators with this phrase during a fight in the colosseum. Did you know? Due to the huge success of the film, there was discussion of a prequel and sequel to the movie. However, due to artistic differences, none of the projects moved forward and were abandoned in 2009.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “It’s okay, I wouldn’t remember me either.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Georges, Patrick, Charlis, Samuel and Bruno are five Frenchmen. Georges knows English and Chinese. Patrick knows Chinese and Japanese. Charlis knows Japanese and German. Samuel knows German and English. Bruno knows them all: English, Chinese, Japanese and German.
In how many ways can they sit in a row, such that any two neighboring persons have no problems in communication?
ANSWER: 5*4*3*2*1=120. They are Frenchmen, and can all speak French. Therefore, any order is OK.
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Use the 26 letters of the alphabet to complete the ten words below, replacing each underscore with a letter. Each letter can only be used once.
1. _O_AL
2. _ET_ _R
3. _ _EA_H
4. _ _OST
5. _AC_A_
6. I_ _UIR_
7. S_I_T
8. E_A_IN_T_ON
9. O_ON_
10. _RIZE_
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