WELCOME to Monday July 9, 2012. Things to Learn…
Wrinkles don’t hurt.
Laughing is good exercise – it’s like jogging on the inside.
No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is won’t make you cry.
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally
meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
Don’t cry because it is over; smile because it happened.
There’s always going to be people that hurt you, so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just
be more careful about who you trust next time around.
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato.
Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Never hold a Dust Buster and a cat at the same time.
Don’t wear polka dot underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers
Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes. Oscar Wilde
First law on holes – when you’re in one, stop digging. Denis Healey
Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys. Oscar Wilde
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have. Woody Allen
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Because of the tsunami in Japan, the Chinese are hoarding soy sauce. So I guess you shouldn’t Kikkoman when he’s down.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.”
Answer: The Shawshank Redemption! Andy writes this in a letter to Red, after Red has been paroled. Did you know? “The Shawshank Redemption” bombed at the box office and although it received many Academy Award nominations, it won none, due to box office beast “Forrest Gump.” However, “Shawshank Redemption” came to outrank “Forrest Gump” in popularity on AFI’s 100 Years…100 Movies, ranking at #72, while “Forrest Gump” dropped to #76. One more tidbit: Originally, Tom Hanks was supposed to play the lead.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Find an anagram for each word in Group A. Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
A. Shale B. Pique C. Nixed D. Greet E. Lodge
Group B
1. White heron 2. Provide gear 3. Eyed suggestively 4. Dog’s lead 5. Alphabetical reference
ANSWER: A. Shale = (4) Leash B. Pique = (2) Equip C. Nixed = (5) Index D. Greet = (1) Egret
E. Lodge = (3) Ogled
Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
Georges, Patrick, Charlis, Samuel and Bruno are five Frenchmen. Georges knows English and Chinese. Patrick knows Chinese and Japanese. Charlis knows Japanese and German. Samuel knows German and English. Bruno knows them all: English, Chinese, Japanese and German. In how many ways can they sit in a row, such that any two neighboring persons have no problems in communication?
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