WELCOME to Tuesday July 10, 2012. Why?
Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is, but
they don’t point to their pants when they need to ask where the restroom is?
Why are there no pictures of “no flash photography” signs?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
Why is is it called a roach clip? It should be called a pot holder.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance?
Why do you have to “put your two cents in”, but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s the extra penny?
Why is the original text in a document called “copy”?
Why do drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription, but smokers can get their cigarettes up front?
Why is the small size of a candy bar the “fun size”? It’s more fun to eat a big candy bar.
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Police in Georgia are looking for people who stole 400,000 toothpicks from a
warehouse. Fortunately, one of the suspects has a clear alibi
a tiny piece of spinach in his teeth.” -Jimmy Fallon
“China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country in the world.
They could become the richest, but that’s only if we pay them the money we
owe them, and that’s not going to happen.” -Jay Leno
“In a survey of 35 cities, Los Angeles ranked second-to-last in intelligence.
Residents of L.A. were outraged after the report was slowly explained to them.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Mahatma Gandhi, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him…A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I own the hotel, and I live there. My life is very much like Monopoly.”
Answer: Two Weeks Notice! These words were said by George to Lucy, as he introduced her to his world and the extent of his riches. The plot of the 2002 film, “Two Weeks Notice”, revolved around the relationship between rich tycoon, George Wade, (played by Hugh Grant), and environmental lawyer, Lucy Kelson, (played by Sandra Bullock). After going to work for George, with the aim of changing things from the inside out, Lucy found herself relegated to the role of George’s personal babysitter. Refusing to continue in this vein, Lucy gave George her two weeks notice, but not before realising that she found her boss strangely attractive.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Hi, my name’s Mae, and that’s more than a name, that’s an attitude.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Georges, Patrick, Charlis, Samuel and Bruno are five Frenchmen. Georges knows English and Chinese. Patrick knows Chinese and Japanese. Charlis knows Japanese and German. Samuel knows German and English. Bruno knows them all: English, Chinese, Japanese and German.
In how many ways can they sit in a row, such that any two neighboring persons have no problems in communication?
ANSWER: 5*4*3*2*1=120. They are Frenchmen, and can all speak French. Therefore, any order is OK.
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Use the 26 letters of the alphabet to complete the ten words below, replacing each underscore with a letter.
Each letter can only be used once.
1. _O_AL
2. _ET_ _R
3. _ _EA_H
4. _ _OST
5. _AC_A_
6. I_ _UIR_
7. S_I_T
8. E_A_IN_T_ON
9. O_ON_
10. _RIZE_
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