WELCOME to Wednesday July 10, 2012. Why?
The Best (or Worst) of Useless Inventions
1. Solar Powered Flash Light
2. Waterproof Sponge
3. Smooth Sandpaper
4. Fireproof Matches
5. Inflatable Dartboard
6. Battery Powered Battery Charger
7. Braille Drivers Manual
8. Glow-in-the-dark Sunglasses
9. A Pedal Powered Wheelchair
10. Ejector Seats for Helicopters
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A thief broke into a house in Alaska and found $100,000 but only took $20,000.
Police are searching for a man with simple dreams.” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study ranked the people in Minneapolis as the smartest people in the U.S.
New York didn’t even rank in the top 10. That is so ‘non-good.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“One town in Alaska is called Deadhorse. Another one is called and I’m not making
this up Manley Hot Springs. Which is also the name of a club here in West Hollywood.” -Craig Ferguson
“Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean.”
– Christopher Reeve
“I was always taught to respect my elders and I’ve now reached the age when I don’t have anybody to respect.”
– George Burns
“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.”
– Hunter S. Thompson
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Hi, my name’s Mae, and that’s more than a name, that’s an attitude.”
Answer: A League of Their Own! These words were said by Mae Mordabito, as she spoke to reporters during a game of baseball. The plot of the 1992 film, “A League of Their Own”, revolved around two sisters, Dottie Hinson, (played by Geena Davis), and younger sister, Kit Keller, (played by Lori Petty). The film documented their introduction into the first ever All-American Girls Professional Baseball League (AAGPBL), and their struggle to remain close, after one sister was pushed out of her team in order to convince the other to stay in the league.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Don’t you tell me what to see! I see someone in front of me who got his partner in trouble and sent her off to some butcher, while he moved on to an innocent young girl like my daughter!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Use the 26 letters of the alphabet to complete the ten words below, replacing each underscore with a letter.
Each letter can only be used once.
1. _O_AL 2. _ET_ _R 3. _ _EA_H 4. _ _OST 5. _AC_A_ 6. I_ _UIR_ 7. S_I_T 8. E_A_IN_T_ON
9. O_ON_ 10. _RIZE_
ANSWER: 1. VOCAL 2. DETOUR 3. BREATH 4. GHOST 5. JACKAL 6. INQUIRY 7. SWIFT
8. EXAMINATION 9. OZONE 10. PRIZES
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
I am three words,
Two of them appear the same,
Two are pronounced the same.
One is the third person use of “capable” or “permit”.
One means to sleep, but only for a bit.
The last word means a group of deer,
Perhaps now you can tell me, what words are here?
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