WELCOME to Tuesday July 17, 2012. Thoughts to get through a Crisis!
I thought I saw Gary Busey walking home, but it was just a man living with consequences.
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic, and then give in.
Life is what happens when you’re making other plans.
The fact that you believe in something does not make it true.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
No matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion – not proof – to destroy it.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
You shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
It is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
You can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
Ex-wives and Ex-husbands are like fungus, and keep coming back.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A new study found that bacon and freshly baked bread are Americans’ favorite smells.
Yeah, this morning instead of putting on cologne, I just rubbed my neck with a B.L.T.” -Jimmy Fallon
“NASA discovered that Pluto has five moons. We have just one moon. We’re
moon-ogamous here on planet earth.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“The inside of my car was so hot today that I was steering with my knees
even when I wasn’t texting.” -Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, “Father, what’s that?” Adam replied, “Boys, that’s where your mother ate us out of house and home.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven’t slept all night, I’m starved, AND I’m armed! Don’t MESS with me!”
Answer: Miss Congeniality! These words were said by Gracie, to her colleague, Eric, following her overnight transformation into a woman worthy of entering the Miss United States pageant. The plot of the 2000 film, “Miss Congeniality”, revolved around FBI agent Gracie Hart’s (played by Sandra Bullock) transformation into a Miss United Stats pageant candidate. Despite her tomboy habits, with the help of mentor, Victor Melling, (played by Michael Caine), Gracie managed to not only pass for a real candidate, but also foil a terrorist attempt.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Use the syllables in the sylalist to complete the clues below. Each clue gives how many syllables the answer of it has. Can you complete every question?
Sylalist: com con dent e el el er fort junc man ment na nov o or or phant pi ro rus sat sau scor the tion urn. Clues:
1. Sign of the zodiac (3) 2. A Planet (2) 3. A Mammal (3) 4. Decoration (3) 5. Mansion (2) 6. Long Fiction (2)
7. Rat, Squirrel, etc. (2) 8. Quilted Bedcover (3) 9. Book of Synonyms (3) 10. and, but, for, so, etc. (3)
The answers are: 1. Scorpio (scor pi o) 2. Saturn (sat urn) 3. Elephant (el e phant) 4. Ornament (or na ment)
5. Manor (man or) 6. Novel (nov el) 7. Rodent (ro dent) 8. Comforter (com fort er)
9. Thesaurus (the sau rus) 10. Conjunction (con junc tion)
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Below you will find five uncommon titles to five well-known Alfred Hitchcock movies. How many can you decipher?
1. Unstable Personality
2. The Pelicans, Crows, and Penguins
3. To Apprehend a Criminal
4. The Male Who Perceived Everything
5. Dizziness with a Sensation of Motion
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! GREAT SOLVING BANKS!
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