WELCOME to Wednesday July 18, 2012. You Know You’re Too Stressed If..
1. You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up.
2. The Sun is too loud.
3. Trees begin to chase you.
4. You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
5. You can hear mimes.
6. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
7. You and Reality file for divorce.
8. You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
9. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
10. Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Getting back together with an old boyfriend is pathetic. It’s like
having a garage sale and buying your own stuff back.
I wouldn’t want to fly Virgin. Who’d want to fly an airline that doesn’t go all the way?
My girlfriend likes to role-play. For the past five years, she’s been playing my ex-girlfriend.
“A man does not have to be an angel in order to be a saint.”
– Albert Schweitzer
“He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.”
– Benjamin Franklin
“I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”
– Harry S. Truman
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I answered a 911 call at our emergency dispatch center from a woman who said her water broke.
“Stay calm,” I advised. “Now, how far apart are your contractions?”
“No contractions,” she said breathlessly. “But my basement is flooding fast.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.”
Answer: Bridget Jones’s Diary! These words were said by Mark to Bridget at the end of a dinner party, prompting Bridget to remain uncharacteristically quiet. The plot of the 2001 film, “Bridget Jones’s Diary”, revolved around singleton, Bridget’s (played by Renée Zellweger) attempts to find love. After falling for her roguish boss, Daniel Cleaver, (played by Hugh Grant), Bridget spent a few happy weeks planning their future, until the rug was eventually pulled out from under her feet. Meanwhile her parents split up, and her career nosedived, giving her plenty of additional things to worry about. However amidst all the drama, Mark Darcy, (played by Colin Firth), hovered on the sidelines, as the proverbial knight in shining armour, just waiting for an opportunity to sweep Bridget off her feet.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “My insurance does not cover PMS!”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Below you will find five uncommon titles to five well-known Alfred Hitchcock movies. How many can you decipher?
1. Unstable Personality
2. The Pelicans, Crows, and Penguins
3. To Apprehend a Criminal
4. The Male Who Perceived Everything
5. Dizziness with a Sensation of Motion
The answers are: 1. Psycho 2. The Birds 3. To Catch a Thief 4. The Man Who Knew Too Much 5. Vertigo
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
What does the following rebus represent?
“Hurry, let me in,” said the Jester.
“No, me first!” said the Joker.
“Perhaps we should be careful about walking there,” said Gabriel.
“A wiser course may be to avoid stepping on the area,” said Uziel.
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