WELCOME to Thursday July 19, 2012. Defintions..Men vs. Women..
THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female – Any part under a car’s hood.
Male – The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female – Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male – Playing football without a cup.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female – The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male – Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female – A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male – Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female – A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male – Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female – An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male – A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female – The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male – Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female – A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male – A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Unknown
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
Smith-Johannsen
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying. Unknown
Men are like steel; both are worthless when they loose their temper.
Unknown
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Unknown
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
There was a farmer who noticed a fly buzzing around the cow’s ear while he was milking it. Next thing you know, the fly was in the bucket of milk. The farmer says, “In one ear, and out the udder!”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “My insurance does not cover PMS!”
Answer: 10 Things I Hate About You! These words were said by Walter to his eldest daughter, Kat, after she purposefully rammed her car into that of slimy male model, Joey. The plot of the 1999 film, “10 Things I Hate About You”, revolved around sisters, Kat and Bianca Stratford, (played by Julia Stiles and Larisa Oleynik). Polar opposites in looks and personality, younger sister Bianca enjoyed life with the popular crowd, while her elder sister, Kat, preferred to remain an unsociable outcast. However after rebellious teenager, Patrick Verona, (played by Heath Ledger), was encouraged to date Kat as part of a bet, the sisters’ lives began to get very interesting. This film was based loosely on the plot of William Shakespeare’s “The Taming of the Shrew”.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You’re the first woman I’ve seen in one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What does the following rebus represent?
“Hurry, let me in,” said the Jester.
“No, me first!” said the Joker.
“Perhaps we should be careful about walking there,” said Gabriel.
“A wiser course may be to avoid stepping on the area,” said Uziel.
The answers are: Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. The joker and jester are other words for the court “fool”, and Gabriel and Uziel are two well known angels.
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables
(in which each may only be used once) which you must use to figure out the 9 words.
Syllable List – a, a, a, al, don, en, graph, ic, ka, keet, lel, ly, med, ses, the, tial, ty
Syllable-starter: par How many syllables, each word has:
1. (2)
2. (2)
3. (2)
4. (3)
5. (3)
6. (3)
7. (3)
8. (4)
9. (4)
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