WELCOME to Friday July 20, 2012.
[Following are some very funny spelling bloopers caught in local newspapers,
publications and various emails. See if you can catch the goofs.]
1. “…an autopsy to determine if the elderly man lost courteousness for medical reasons.” (Trenton, N.J.)
2. “[An NBA coach] will take charge of a young team still in the throws of a roster overhaul.” (Vernon, Conn.)
3. “‘It’s pretty exciting,’ according to his material grandmother.” (Potsdam, N.Y.)
4. “The MCCC fight team won 21 out of 32 awards and brought home nine metals.” Including the gold? (Trenton, N.J.)
5. “McNabb…exasperated the injury attempting to chase down Dallas Cowboys safety Roy Williams.” (Trenton, N.J.)
6. “Boxer Pups AKC, 1M, 1F, Bread for Health and Temperament.” (e-mail)
7. “[Paris Hilton] was probably going through cocaine withdrawls.” Is she from the South? (Sunnyvale, Calif.)
8. “Our lunch menu [includes] a variety of hot entrees and tempting deserts.” Presumably also hot. (Upper Saint Clair, Pa.)
9. “Vincent was a brawny Swiss ex-patriot.” (San Jose, CA)
10. “…those who acquaint shopping with charity.” (Simsbury, Conn.) –
Corrections: 1. consciousness 2. throes 3. maternal 4. medals 5. exacerbated 6. bred 7.
withdrawals 8. desserts 9. expatriate 10. equate
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Weekend people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Farmers in France have started giving their cows two bottles of wine every day,
in order to make better beef. Unfortunately, all the cows wind up doing is texting their ex-milkers.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Have you seen the Olympic uniforms? It’s for the American Olympic team and it’s berets.
To me, nothing says America like a guy in a beret. Look at our founding fathers,
they all wore berets.” -David Letterman
“The FBI is investigating a recent flight. Passengers found needles in their turkey
sandwiches. Thank god it was just needles and not a real threat to safety like a
9 oz. bottle of body lotion.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I went to the butcher’s the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn’t reach the meat off the
top shelf. He said, “No, the steaks are too high.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You’re the first woman I’ve seen in one of these things that dresses like a woman, not like a woman thinks a man would dress if he was a woman.”
Answer: Working Girl! These words were said by Jack to Tess, during the merger party. The plot of the 1988 film “Working Girl” revolved around an ambitious career woman, Tess McGill, (played by Melanie Griffith). After being misled by a colleague, Tess decided to take matters into her own hands and, with her boss out of the office, concocted a plan to get herself promoted.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? A: “There’s a storm coming.” B: “I know.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables
(in which each may only be used once) which you must use to figure out the 9 words.
Syllable List – a, a, a, al, don, en, graph, ic, ka, keet, lel, ly, med, ses, the, tial, ty
Syllable-starter: par
How many syllables, each word has:
1. (2) 2. (2) 3. (2) 4. (3) 5. (3) 6. (3) 7. (3) 8. (4) 9. (4)
The answers are: 1. Parka (par ka) 2. Pardon (par don) 3. Party (par ty) 4. Paragraph (par a graph) 5. Parallel (par al lel)
6. Parakeet (par a keet) 7. Partially (par tial ly) 8. Parentheses (par en the ses) 9. Paramedic (par a med ic)
Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
Each statement describes two words that when fused together create a new unrelated word (not a compound word). The clues do not necessarily indicate in which order the two words are attached. Example: This is the oldness of a tablet (pill + age = pillage).
1) This is a royal golf score.
2) This is what you get from a bovine tongue.
3) This is a distant object.
4) This is a country of water barriers.
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