WELCOME to Tuesday July 24, 2012. TRUTH…….
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.
The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway, and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us
and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A new study found that people with a lot of phobias are more likely to have health problems.
Or as those people put it, ‘I was afraid of that.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“In Michigan, a man was too drunk to drive, so he had his 9-year-old daughter drive their van for
him. Yeah. As he was being arrested, he told the girl, ‘I’m going to need a lawyer.
Go get your little brother.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Plans are under way in England to build a laser they say is powerful enough to tear apart
the fabric of space. Well, what could go wrong there?” -Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My boss, who was out of the office, phoned me today. He asked, “Is everything okay at the office?”
I answered, “Yes, it’s all under control. It’s been a very busy day, so I haven’t stopped to even take a breath.”
My boss then asked, “Can you do me a favor?”
I replied, “Of course. What is it?”
He said, “Pick up the pace a little. I’m in the foursome behind you.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? A: “There’s a storm coming.” B: “I know.”
Answer: The Terminator! Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton), by the end of this 1984 film, knows that most of the world’s
population will be dead after a worldwide nuclear cataclysm destined to occur on August 29, 1997. That’s some storm.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Man, if this is their idea of Christmas, I can’t wait to see what they have in mind for New Year’s!”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
Each statement describes two words that when fused together create a new unrelated word (not a compound word). The clues do not necessarily indicate in which order the two words are attached. Example: This is the oldness of a tablet (pill + age = pillage).
1) This is a royal golf score.
2) This is what you get from a bovine tongue.
3) This is a distant object.
4) This is a country of water barriers.
The answers are:
1) par + king = parking
2) cow + lick = cowlick
3) far + thing = farthing
4) dam + nation = damnation
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Can you decipher these common Christmas Carols?
1. Happiness to the Global Ecosystem
2. Small male percussionist
3. I am experiencing nocturnal visions of a colorless holiday
4. Festoon the Corridors
5. A Non-summer fairytale area
6. Oh holiday conifer
7. Ten plus two twenty-four hour periods of holiday festivity
8. Hey tiny city in Israel
9. In a remote location in a barn stall
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