WELCOME to Wednesday July 25, 2012.
The Top Signs You’re Out of Shape…..
1. You’ve ever torn something just trying to turn off the alarm clock.
2. People at work only refer to you by saying, “Hey, Fatso!”
3. You’ve thrown your back out by carrying a bag of groceries.
4. Random strangers come up, poke you in the stomach and expect you to giggle.
5. Your record is 34 Pushups and you could have done more if the Ice Cream Man would have taken plastic.
6. You get the Christmas gift of Jigglin’ To The Oldies.
7. You cramp up while watching the New York City Marathon.
8. Watching Rocky 5 is your idea of a workout video.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.”
– Plato
“Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.”
– Bob Dylan
“Today 7-eleven stores in Singapore debuted a new food dispenser, an instant mashed potato dispenser.
This means the Indonesians are pulling ahead of us in the cholesterol race.
This is serious. We may have to raise our threat level to defcon bacon.” -Craig Ferguson
“We are in the worst drought in 56 years. That seems unbelievably negative.
Wouldn’t that be the best drought?” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a hand to start the car. I told her to get into our second car, a prehistoric oversized gas guzzler, and use it to push my car fast enough to start it. I pointed out to her that because the VW had an automatic transmission, it needed to be pushed at least 20mph for it to start.
She said fine, hopped into her car and drove off. I sat there fuming wondering what she could be doing.
A minute passed by and when I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me at about 30 mph, I realized that I should have been a bit clearer with my directions…
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Man, if this is their idea of Christmas, I can’t wait to see what they have in mind for New Year’s!”
Answer: Die Hard! Limo driver Argyle (De’voreaux White) muses aloud to himself as he hops into his limousine to drive John McClane (Bruce Willis) and his wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) to her California home. “Die Hard” set new standards in action films, as it pitted a lone policeman against a band of terrorists in a confined space.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Wait. What’s her name?”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you decipher these common Christmas Carols?
1. Happiness to the Global Ecosystem
2. Small male percussionist
3. I am experiencing nocturnal visions of a colorless holiday
4. Festoon the Corridors
5. A Non-summer fairytale area
6. Oh holiday conifer
7. Ten plus two twenty-four hour periods of holiday festivity
8. Hey tiny city in Israel
9. In a remote location in a barn stall
The answers are: 1. Joy to the World, 2. Little Drummer Boy, 3. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas, 4. Deck the Halls
5. Winter Wonderland, 6. Oh Christmas Tree, 7. 12 Days of Christmas, 8. Oh Little Town of Bethlehem, 9. Away in a Manger
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
A Name Train is a puzzle where each name is connected together like box cars in a train. You are given the first car (the Engine) and the last car (the caboose), and you have to fill in the car or cars in between. Every two consecutive cars will form a name of a person or character. Here is an example Name Train: Joan [ ] Li. The answer is Joan Jet Li (Joan Jet-Female singer, Jet Li-Actor) Ready? OK here goes:
1. Chris [ ] Hudson
2. Chris [ ] Asimov
3. Boy [ ] [ ] Ford
4. Elton [ ] [ ] Newton
5. Curious [ ] [ ] [ ] Browne
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD. INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB KIM!
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