WELCOME to Thursday July 26, 2012. Did you know????

Apples are Female – the best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for them as they’re afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Wine is Male – it begins as a grape, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of it until it turns into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Ziploc Bags are Male – they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers are Female – once turned off it takes a while to warm them up again. It’s an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

A Tire is Male – it goes bald and it is often over-inflated.

A Hot Air Balloon is Male – to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it (of course, there’s the hot air part, too).

Sponges are Female – they’re soft, squeezable and retain water.

A Web Page is Female – it is always getting hit on.

A Subway is Male – it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

An Hourglass is Female – over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

A Hammer is Male – it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it is handy to have around.

A Remote Control is Female – it gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know
the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

A Water Faucet is Female – it can turn hot or cold in just a matter of moments.

A Safety Pin is Male – it is often useful in an emergency.

A Foreign Movie is Female – it is not always completely understood.

A Computer is Female – even your smallest mistakes are stored in memory. (E-V-E-R-Y T-H-I-N-G!)

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly,
and for the same reason.” – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz

”Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong” – Unknown

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” – Brian Gerald O’Driscoll

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” – Oscar Wilde

“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.”
– Abraham Lincoln (paraphrase from the Bible, ‘Proverbs’ 17:28)

“The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.” – Unknown

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.” – Albert Einstein

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Wait. What’s her name?”

Answer: Red Dragon! I wasn’t as fond of this 2002 film as I was of “Manhunter”, Michael Mann’s 1986 adaptation of the novel by Thomas Harris…but I have to admit that director Brett Ratner’s idea to weave a closer connection between the first Hannibal Lecter story and the second was pretty clever. Hannibal (Anthony Hopkins) speaks these lines to his jailer, Dr. Chilton (Anthony Heald) after being told that there is a young female FBI agent wanting to meet him.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Hey — you wanna see something REALLY scary?”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
A Name Train is a puzzle where each name is connected together like box cars in a train. You are given the first car (the Engine) and the last car (the caboose), and you have to fill in the car or cars in between. Every two consecutive cars will form a name of a person or character. Here is an example Name Train: Joan [ ] Li. The answer is Joan Jet Li (Joan Jet-Female singer, Jet Li-Actor) Ready? OK here goes:

1. Chris [ ] Hudson
2. Chris [ ] Asimov
3. Boy [ ] [ ] Ford
4. Elton [ ] [ ] Newton
5. Curious [ ] [ ] [ ] Browne
The answers are: 1. Chris Rock Hudson, 2. Chris Isaac Asimov, 3. Boy George Harrison Ford,
4. Elton John Wayne Newton, 5. Curious George Michael Jackson Browne

 

Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
What expression is represented here where Tuesday is concerned?

Monday: Well behaved rabbit
Tuesday: Naughty rabbit
Wednesday: Obedient rabbit

 

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