WELCOME to Friday July 27, 2012. Once Again…Confucius Say……

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches rear should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Hourglasses are waste of time.

Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.

All men eat, but Fu Man Chu.

War doesn’t determine who is right, war determines who is left.

Girl who go camping must beware of evil intent.

If you want pretty nurse, you must be patient.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Modern house without toilet uncanny.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Olympics can inspire American kids to get active. Or it can inspire American kids
to sit on the couch and watch the Olympics.” -Conan O’Brien

“A chef from McDonald’s just revealed the recipe to the Big Mac’s secret sauce. Even more
surprising he also revealed the McRib’s secret meat.” -Jimmy Fallon

“The NBA will start advertising on player uniforms. The Celtics will be the Boston
Market Celtics. Denver, they will be the Chicken McNuggets.” -Jimmy Kimmel

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
“Do you remember first meeting your wife?” “Sure, I found Jill lying face down in the gutter. I lifted her to her feet and
promised her that if she agreed to marry me, she would begin a new life and I’d never allow her near the gutter again.”
“Wow, what an incredible story! I hope she appreciates what you did for her.” “Not really. Even though she stunk at it,
Jill hated to give up bowling.”

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Hey — you wanna see something REALLY scary?”

Answer: Twilight Zone: The Movie! The prologue of this film ends with Dan Aykroyd’s hitchhiking character posing exactly this question to the hapless driver (Albert Brooks) who was dumb enough to pick him up…and subsequently shuffles loose this mortal coil at the monstrous hands of his passenger. Aykroyd shows up again at the end of the film, somehow posing as an ambulance driver. He asks John Valentine (John Lithgow), the patient in the back of the ambulance, the same question. Bad news for Mr. Valentine!

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? A: “I think we should be leaving now.” B: “Yeah, that’s probably a good idea.”

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
What expression is represented here where Tuesday is concerned?
Monday: Well behaved rabbit
Tuesday: Naughty rabbit
Wednesday: Obedient rabbit
The answers are: A bad hair (hare) day

 

Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
In the four sentences below, are two blanks. You must fill them in with words that are either anagrams, synonyms, antonyms, or homonyms. You can only use each of these one time each sentence. Can you figure out each word?

1. In the second ____ of the play, she was looking at a family ____.

2. The historical ____ was clearly in my ____.

3. The circus had to ____ the lion’s ____.

4. We tried to ____ the ____ tank with water, so the fish could live in it.

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