WELCOME to Monday July 30, 2012. Sometimes I Wonder…….
If mummies are from egypt,then from where are daddies from?
Should vegetarians attend meetings?
If you mix flour, water and salt you get glue. If you add eggs, baking powder and oil, you get cake. Where does the glue go?
If breaks are meant to be slow… then why do they call it “breakfast”?
How can the cemetry raise it’s burial costs and blame it on the price of living?
Why do they leave out the letter b on “Garage Sale” signs?
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
Why does night fall but never break and day break but never fall?
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
Why do they have ear piercing while you wait? Is there some shop where you can drop them off and pick them up later?
Adam and Eve were the first people on earth………...Did they have belly buttons?
A nice box of chocolates provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn’t that handy?
Are unripened oranges called greens?
A wise old owl sat on an oak, The more he saw the less he spoke; The less he spoke the more he heard; Why can’t we be like that wise old bird?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Can it be a mistake that “desserts” gives “stressed” spelled backwards?
Could your eyes be called an academy, because there are pupils there?
Crime doesn’t pay. . .does that mean that my job is a crime?
Did Noah include termites on the ark?
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Does the name “Pavlov” ring a bell?
Ding Dong people that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Monday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Unknown

Arguing about whether the glass is half full or half empty misses the point,
which is this: the bartender cheated you.
Unknown

Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen,
feed fish I don’t have & waste an entire day without having a life.
Unknown

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

In the primary school, I was an outstanding student. My teacher would send me to stand outside of the class as a punishment.

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An English professor wrote the words, “Woman without her man is nothing” on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is nothing.” The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is nothing.”

 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? A: “I think we should be leaving now.” B: “Yeah, that’s probably a good idea.”

Answer: Pulp Fiction! That’s Vincent Vega (John Travolta) and Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson) realizing that they should depart from the scene of several crimes (aggravated assault, mostly) before the police arrive. They then tuck their guns into their waistbands and exit the diner. “Pulp Fiction” is made up of three story arcs which are told out of order and intersect in sometimes unexpected ways. The film is basically writer/director Quentin Tarantino’s love letter to film noir-style magazines like “Black Mask”.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need…roads.”

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
In the four sentences below, are two blanks. You must fill them in with words that are either anagrams, synonyms, antonyms, or homonyms. You can only use each of these one time each sentence. Can you figure out each word?

1. In the second ____ of the play, she was looking at a family ____.
2. The historical ____ was clearly in my ____.
3. The circus had to ____ the lion’s ____.
4. We tried to ____ the ____ tank with water, so the fish could live in it.
The answers are: 1. In the second SCENE of the play, she was looking at a family PHOTO. (synonyms)
2. The historical SITE was clearly in my SIGHT. (homonyms)
3. The circus had to TAME the lion’s MATE. (anagrams)
4. We tried to FILL (or CLEAN) the EMPTY (or DIRTY) tank, so the fish could live in it. (antonym)

 

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
By using each set of letters below, create a compound word out of two separate words. Each of the separate words has a letter in common and that letter is given in the correct position for each word. Use the letters provided only once. The compound word may begin with either of the two separate words.

Example: MIOMST _ _ _ E _ _ _ E Answer: SOMETIME

1. DILUER
B _ _ _
B _ _ _

2. LERPWPL
_ A _ _
_ A _ _ _

3. LENPIR
_ _ A _ _
A _ _

4. FRACSIB
_ _ _ E
_ _ _ E _

5. CIRONT
_ _ A _
_ A _ _

6. MEENS
O _ _
_ O _ _

7. BACODAD
_ _ _ R _
_ _ R _

8. RAGELIFI
N _ _ _
_ _ N _ _ _

9. CEPLUSEP
A _ _ _ _
_ A _ _ _

 

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