WELCOME to Wednesday July 31, 2012.

Top Ten Things Not to Say on Your Anniversary *

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.

9. Today is our what?

8. Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together?

7. I thought we only celebrated important events?

6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband.

5. You don’t like what I pick out, so I thought why bother.

4. I got you a present worth a dollar for every time you were nice to me this year. Here’s a $5 gift certificate for McDonald’s.

3. If you want me to pretend like I care about our anniversary, I will.

2. You want to go out to dinner? Okay, okay, I’ll take you to Pizza Hut if it’ll shut ya up.

1. I thought you only had to celebrate anniversaries while you were still in love.

Hey that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.”
– Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Never spend your money before you have it.”
– Thomas Jefferson

“Where facts are few, experts are many.”
– Donald R. Gannon

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man was driving down the street in a sweat because he had a very important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven, he said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place, I will go to church every Sunday and quit drinking!” Just then, a parking place appeared – the closest one imaginable. The man looked up again and said, “Never mind, I just found one.”

 
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!”
Answer: Dr. Strangelove! This 1964 Stanley Kubrick masterpiece regarding the prospect of nuclear war with a cynical, comical eye ends with Nazi scientist “Dr. Strangelove” (Peter Sellers) inexplicably rising from his wheelchair and shouting the above lines. Presumably, we are meant to feel as though the monster has been empowered anew. Creepy, but also funny — like most of the rest of this film.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I know about pigeons, Lilly.”

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Professor C. D. Rock ran out of teasers, so he went to Teaserville to buy some more. After arriving there he went to 6 different stores. He first went to the “Theater” to buy some teasers about movies. He then went to the “ER Hospital” to buy teasers about health, and the human body. Then he went to, in order, the “Art Center,” the “Supermarket,” and the “Energy Plantation.” He then went to one last store. It was one of the following:

A. Library B. High School C. Dance Arena D. Saloon E. Dog Pound F. Railroad Station G. Petting Zoo H. Carnival
Can you figure out which place Professor C. D. Rock visited lastly?
The answers are: F. Railroad Station. The first letter of each place he went to spells out the word “teaser.”

Theater, Er Hospital, Art Center, Supermarket, Energy Plantation, Railroad Station
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Who can’t live without Spell Check in their email or word software? It’s a great tool…

Unless you are poor Paula Abdul who transforms into “Pail Abut” when the Spell Checker has at her.

The following Music Stars have been Spell Checked and are ready for you to uncover their true identities.

1. Keen Chimney

2. Bayonet Knowledge

3. Retching Wilson

4. Jousting Tumblers

5. Went Steamy

6. Madden

7. Tubby Kith

8. Pariah Curry

9. Rebel Mentioned

10. Cozy About

 

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