WELCOME to Monday August 6, 2012. Pondering………
How can one TV station have the “exclusive” accurate weather? Did they “storm” in and scoop the others?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How could I have been doing 70 miles an hour when I’ve only been driving for 10 minutes?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

How is it that a building burns up as it burns down?

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

If a brown cow eats green grass why is it’s milk white?

If a giraffe had a sore throat, how many lozenges would it need to make it better?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, would it be considered a hostage situation?

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?

If a turtle does not have a shell on, is he homeless or naked?

If a vegetarian is someone who eats vegetables, what does that make a humanitarian?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If beef comes from a cow and ham from a pig, why do they put beef in hamburgers?

If breaks are meant to be slow… then why do they call it “breakfast”?

If corn oil comes from corn….where does baby oil come from?

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

If helium existed in a solid form, and you ate it would you get heavier or lighter?

If it is tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

If love is blind, is lingerie considered Braille?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Wendell Johnson

when i was sixteen i thought i was mature – at twenty -two i realize i am still a kid.

You want to know why I kept getting promoted? Because my mouth knows more than my brain.
W.G

You know you should go to sleep when the sheep your counting start to hit the fence.
Unknown

The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Unknown

Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes.
Anon

People say women are difficult, especially the pretty ones. Well, men, there’s a reason for that.
We have a lot to put up with. So be nice to us. Unknown

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I entered ten puns in a contest, and I thought I would win, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Ernest Hemingway once wrote: ‘The world is a fine place, and worth saving.’ I agree with the second part.”

Answer:Se7en! Detective William Somerset (Morgan Freeman) speaks these final words in voice-over narration as a coda of sorts to the horrific events that make up the climax of this film. “Se7en” is about two mismatched detectives who attempt to find the serial killer who is systematically killing people and using the seven deadly sins as a guidebook.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Space: the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the starship ENTERPRISE. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.”

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Six words have had their weather terms removed. The weather terms have been placed into Group A. The remaining letters of each word have been placed into Group B. Your task is to reconstitute the words by merging each weather term with the proper set of letters. Other than merging the two groups together, there is no rearranging of the letters. Example: sand + pne = spanned (SpANneD).

Group A: cloud, hail, rain, sleet, storm, wind
Group B: arngg, astba, atage, bevora, diabmn, higa

The answers are: cloud + atage = catalogued (CataLOgUeD)
hail + bevora = behavioral (beHAvIoraL)
rain + arngg = arranging (aRrAngINg)
sleet + diabmn = disablement (diSabLEmEnT)
storm + higa = histogram (hiSTOgRaM)
wind + astba = waistband (WaIstbaND)

 

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables that you must use to figure out the 7 words.

Syllable List – al, cras, fes, file, ly, mo, nate, noun, po, si, sion, tec, ter, ti, tion, tor

Syllable-starter: pro

How many syllables, each word has:

1. (2)
2. (2)
3. (3)
4. (3)
5. (4)
6. (4)
7. (5)

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