WELCOME to Tuesday August 7, 2012.
The difference between “Men” and “Guys”

Men: know what they want to be doing five years down the road.

Guys: are not sure what they want to be doing later tonight.

Men: read Crichton, watch Rather, play golf.

Guys: read King, watch Seinfeld, play poker.

Men: wear ties with stripes, shirts with buttons, and shoes with laces.

Guys: wear high school T-shirts they’ve actually owned since high school.

Men: balance their checkbooks.

Guys: balance their loans so that they never hit up the same buddy twice in a row.

Men: claim to be feminist but still insist on opening doors, driving, and paying for dinner.

Guys: claim to be feminists so they can let YOU open doors, drive, and pay for dinner.

Men: are afraid of becoming their fathers.

Guys: are afraid of becoming men.

Men: put you on the phone when their mothers call.

Guys: pretend you’re not there when their moms call.

Men: start their own businesses.

Guys: quit their jobs.

Men: are experts on women’s erogenous zones.

Guys: are experts on their own erogenous zone.

Men: order wine based on more than the price.

Guys: bring their own beer.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A couple got married in a Starbucks. Isn’t that nice? What,
Dunkin’ Donuts not good enough?” -Dave Letterman

“Today is International Ninja Day, when people are encouraged to carry toy
weapons and wear black masks. And as I found out the hard way, my bank
wasn’t celebrating it.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Swedish firm has designed an efficient city featuring buildings on wheels
that can be moved in or out of town as desired. This ingenious city of the future
is known as a trailer park.” -Conan O’Brien

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
When my coworker Donsa was promoted, we decided to celebrate. Her boss called the baker and ordered a cake.
“Two questions,” said the baker. “Is Donsa a man or a woman? And what do you want the cake to say?”
“The cake should read ‘Congratulations'” the boss said. “Oh, and Donsa’s a woman.” The next day, the office
celebrated with a cake that read “Congratulations–Donsa’s a woman.”

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Space: the final frontier. These are the continuing voyages of the starship ENTERPRISE. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life forms and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.”

Answer: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan! Only one of the ten “Star Trek” films ended with this slightly altered version of the credo that was heard in the opening credits of both the original “Star Trek” and “Star Trek: The Next Generation” television shows. Spock (Leonard Nimoy) spoke these lines at the end of 1982’s “Star Trek II”.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? A: “It WAS the boogeyman, wasn’t it?” B: “As a matter of fact…it was.”

Monday’s Quizzler is……….
In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find. I will also give you a listing of the other syllables that you must use to figure out the 7 words. Syllable List – al, cras, fes, file, ly, mo, nate, noun, po, si, sion, tec, ter, ti, tion, tor Syllable-starter: pro

How many syllables, each word has: 1. (2), 2. (2), 3. (3), 4. (3), 5. (4), 6. (4), 7. (5)
The answers are: 1. profile (pro file) 2. pronoun (pro noun) 3. promoter (pro mo ter) 4. protector (pro tec tor)
5. procrastinate (pro cras ti nate) 6. proposition (pro po si tion) 7. professionally (pro fes sion al ly)

Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
What does each word in each group have in common?

Group A
A baby
A cow
A shoe

Group B
A duck
A restaurant goer
Congress

Group C
A river
A cave
A face

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