WELCOME to Thursday August 8, 2012. TRUTH……

WATER
75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. (This likely applies to half the world population.)
In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger.
Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s metabolism as much as 3%.
One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied (in a University of Washington study).
Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.
Preliminary research indicates that 8 to 10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.
A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or on a printed page.
Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

COKE
In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke and it will be gone in two days.
To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. Coke will also clean road haze from your windshield.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION: The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must use the “Hazardous Material” place cards reserved for highly corrosive materials. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY
Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.
Unknown

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Mark Twain

My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Robert Paul

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.
Unknown

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much. Then again, don’t drink too little.
Smith-Johannsen

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
Unknown

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two, but it’s actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one’s shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence.

 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They’ll see. They’ll see, and they’ll know, and they’ll say…’Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly!'”

Answer: Psycho! You want to talk creepy? Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins) has more or less ceased to exist by the end of this Alfred Hitchcock opus that details the bizarre case of a young man who runs a hotel and unknowingly kills people in his spare time. His alternate personality — patterned after his dead mother — is fully in charge by the time these last words are heard via voice-over narration. Brrrrrr.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Go get ’em, tiger.”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
In the four sentences below, are two blanks. You must fill them in with words that are either anagrams, synonyms, Antonyms, or Homonyms. You can only use each of these one time each sentence. Can you figure out each word?

1. The _____ words were visible in the _____.
2. We have been _____, _____ times already.
3. The _____ was only to slay the dragon during the _____.
4. He would always _____ off his _____ when he stepped through the door.

The answers are: 1. The DARK words were visible in the LIGHT.

2. We have been THERE, THREE times already.

3. The KNIGHT was only to slay the dragon during the NIGHT.

4. He would always KICK off his BOOT when he stepped through the door.

 

Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
An antigram is an anagram which has a meaning opposite to its unscrambled version.

Try these:

EVIL’S AGENTS

REAL FUN

NICE LOVE

NO MORE STARS
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