WELCOME to Monday August 13, 2012.
Thoughts to Get Through a Crisis #1 Contemplate these!

I thought I saw Gary Busey walking home, but it was just a man living with consequences.
Never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.
You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic, and then give in.
Life is what happens when you’re making other plans.
The fact that you believe in something does not make it true.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
No matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
It takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion – not proof – to destroy it.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
You shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
It is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
You can keep vomiting long after you think you’re finished.
I’ve learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
Ex-wives and Ex-husbands are like fungus, and keep coming back.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
We are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
99% of the time when something isn’t working in your house, one of your kids did it.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity.
The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away, and the real pains in the rear end are permanent.
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes, I even put it in the food. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Wonderful Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“At the end of the day, we want someone who is going to do the bloody dishes.”
— E.L James, author of erotic bestseller Fifty Shades of Gray, on what women really look for in a man.

“I hate paparazzi with a passion. Disgusting pigs – no offense to pigs.” — Miley Cyrus.

“We have a rule in the house. Rule No. 1 is always to look cool, and Rule No. 2 is,
don’t forget about Rule No. 1.” — Heidi Klum, supermodel, on values she is teaching her four children.

“My maternity leave will be a few weeks long, and I’ll work throughout it.” — Marissa Mayer, new Yahoo CEO, who is pregnant.
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services. He gasps to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies, “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”

 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Welcome to the new world, sir.”

Answer: The Hunt for Red October! Russian submarine captain Marko Ramius (Sean Connery) quotes Christopher Columbus as he and his purloined nuclear submarine are escorted to a secret New England hiding spot by CIA analyst Jack Ryan (Alec Baldwin). The above quote is Ryan’s response to Ramius. Ryan spent most of the film trying to figure out (a) where Ramius was, and (b) what his real intentions were. As usual in Hollywood, everything worked out just fine in the end!

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Hello, Jack. Are you of the Boston Dawsons?” “No, the, uh, Chippewa Falls Dawsons, actually.”

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
For each of the following word pairs, you are looking for two word answer, the first is a rhyme of the first word and gives the category. The second word is a rhyme and is a specific word in that category. For example, “Kitty, Tennis” translates to “City, Venice”.

1. Varmint, Packet, 2. Duller, Fellow, 3. Speaker, Spiky, 4. Funny, Scholar, 5. Petal, Shopper, 6. Foxer, Bison,7. Fetal, Bingo

The answers are: 1. Garment, Jacket, 2. Color, Yellow, 3. Sneaker, Nike, 4. Money, Dollar, 5. Metal, Copper
6. Boxer, Tyson, 7. Beatle, Ringo

 

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
There are two groups of four-letter words used in the sentences below. The first missing words of each sentence are anagrams of each other, and the second missing words are also anagrams of each other. Can you find them ?

1. The ______ gender of this king of animals has an astounding _____ of hair around his regal and fearful face.

2. That’s a ______ excuse, you cannot get away without giving us the _____ of the person who helped you in this theft.

3. Before each ______, it is customary to say Grace and end with _______.
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