WELCOME to Wednesday August 15, 2012.

Bad Responses To The “How Do I Look” Question…..

1. “That’s a great outfit honey but Halloween was 6 weeks ago.”

2. “I ain’t seen a caboose that big since Amtrak left town.”

3. “Uh-uh, the last time I answered that question, I went temporarily blind.”

4. “Ssshhh, the games on right now..go look in the mirror, that’s what its there for!!”

5. “Oh man, I’m gonna lose my lunch.”

6. “Like the girl I was with yesterday.”

7. “Like someone in dire need for some liposuction.”

8. “Well, if I close my eyes, just like my previous, prettier girlfriend.”

9. “How can I put this…MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“It’s now come out just before his record-breaking 100-meter dash, gold medalist Usain Bolt
ate at McDonald’s. Apparently he timed his meal so when the race started he would have
exactly 9.63 seconds to get to a toilet.” -Conan O’Brien

“A recent study found that cheese is healthier to eat than butter. In response,
Americans were like, ‘Just to be safe, I better eat both.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“Near Antarctica, scientists just discovered some new undersea creatures. I believe this
deep sea discovery is yet more evidence of the wonderful bio-diversity in our oceans that
we have to clear out if we’re going to get at that tasty crude oil.” -Craig Ferguson

“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Experience teaches slowly and at the cost of mistakes.”
– James A. Froude

“You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand.”
– Leonardo da Vinci

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, “Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset.”
She wrote at the bottom of the page, “You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it’s time to learn the difference.”

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Tom, can you get me off the hook? For old times’ sake?” “Can’t do it, Sally.”

Answer: The Godfather! In this scene Salvadore “Sally” Tessio (Abe Vigoda) realizes that Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) knows he was the traitor who tried to set up Michael’s assassination by a rival mob boss and that he is about to be killed himself. He turns to Corleone consigliore Tom Hagen (Robert Duvall) and asks this first line. Tom shakes his head and says the second line. “The Godfather” won three Oscars in the 1973 Academy Awards, including Best Picture. Marlon Brando won Best Actor in a Leading Role, but refused to accept the award. Al Pacino, James Caan, and Robert Duvall were all nominated for Best Actor in a Supporting Role, but didn’t win. “The Godfather” follows the lives of a fictional American crime family, but many of the characters and incidents in this fictional story are loosely based on people and incidents in real life.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Don’t smirk. I shan’t kiss you.” “Pity, ’cause I shaved very close this morning in preparation for getting smacked by you.”

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
A man worked for a high-security institution, and one day he went in to work only to find that he could not log in to his computer terminal. His password wouldn’t work. Then he remembered that the passwords are reset every month for security purposes. So he went to his boss and they had this conversation:
Man-“Hey boss, my password is out of date.”
Boss-“Yes, that’s right. The password is different, but if you listen carefully you should be able to figure out the new one: It has the same amount of letters as your old password, but only four of the letters are the same.”
Man: “Thanks boss.”
With that, he went and correctly logged into his station.
What was the new password?
BONUS: What was his old password?

The answers are: The old one was : Out of date
The new one is: Different
He said: My password is “Out of date.” And the boss told him the new one when he said: “The password is different.”

 

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
In this teaser, you have to find the odd ones out in the groups of words. BUT WAIT! There’s a catch. Each group of words has TWO words which do not belong. Can you find them both?

EXAMPLE:

Lily – Jane – Tulip – Rose

Jane does not belong as it’s the only one which is not a flower.

Tulip also does not belong because it’s the only one which is not a girl’s name.

You’re on your own for the rest!

1. Dodge – Ford – Lincoln – Hoover

2. King – Earl – Knight – Bishop

3. Yellow – Green – Dead – Black

 

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