WELCOME to Wednesday August 22, 2012. Signs You’re Really Broke.

1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”

2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

3. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe.

5. Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.

6. Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.

7. You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

8. You receive care packages from Europe.

9. Your bologna has no first name.

10. You rob Peter…and then rob Paul.

11. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

12. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

13. You give blood everyday – for the orange juice.

14. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

15. Consumer Credit Counseling services said, “No.”

16. The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A man in Oregon walked away with minor injuries after he fell asleep in a dumpster
and ended up in a trash compacter. It raises a lot of questions, and the answer
to all of them is tequila.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because Amazon instead
sent him a rifle. Which means somewhere a hunter is trying to kill a deer by making it
watch ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey.'” -Conan O’Brien

“President Obama said today he’s working on a plan to release oil before November to
lower gas prices. It will be released from our strategic election reserves.” -Jay Leno

“Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.”
– Bill Cosby

“Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.”
– Plato

“Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.”
– Bob Newhart

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
My 10-year-old daughter has decided she is an environmentalist. So she talked me into participating in an aggressive recycling effort with her.
Last week she and I took what proved to be 134 pounds of cardboard boxes to the recycling center and earned $1.34. Counting gas and ice cream, we turned a profit of -$7.85. We’re going to use generally accepted accounting principles and see if we can apply this amount to our taxable income

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “A two-bit hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a two-bit hooker.”
“She is Lana Turner.”

Answer: L.A. Confidential! In this scene Detectives Exley (Guy Pearce) and Vincennes (Kevin Spacey) spot gangster Johnny Stompanato (Paolo Seganti) at a nightclub table and want to question him. Detective Exley says the first line while attempting to shoo off Stompanato’s date, but Detective Vincennes makes the observation in the second line. An incensed Lana Turner (Brenda Bakke) throws a drink in Detective Exley’s face! The word “cut” refers to plastic surgery designed to make wannabe movie actresses look like famous stars. “L.A. Confidential” was nominated for Best Picture in the 1998 Academy Awards but lost to “Titanic.” Historical note: Some months later Stompanato would be stabbed to death by Turner’s 14-year-old daughter, Cheryl. However, Lana took the blame (supposedly to protect her daughter) and was found innocent since her testimony caused the death to be labeled a justifiable homicide. Some observers have said her testimony at the coroner’s inquest was the acting performance of her life.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You are such a boor.” [he misunderstands her comment, i.e., the following spelling change is correct] “A boar? I am no boar!”

 

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
TRANCE, STAIN, CHIME, TUBA and PERK. These words all belong to the same logical family. Which of the following words also belongs to that family?
GERMANE, EMBARGO, BANANA and NIGHTMARE.
The answers are: GERMANE. In the logical family of words, you can change one letter in each word and create a country`s name. FRANCE, SPAIN, CHILE, CUBA and PERU. Germane can be changed into GERMANY.

 

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about this paragraph? It looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. But it is unusual. Why? If you study it and think about it, you may find out, but I am not going to assist you in any way. You must do it without coaching. No doubt, if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. Who knows? Go to work and try your skill. Par is about half an hour.
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