WELCOME to Friday August 24, 2012. The Subject of WOMEN’S Mustaches
There I’ve gone and talked about the forbidden subject women’s mustachessss. Yes it’s true all women have some type of hair growth on that top lip just like men. Some women even have beards, they just don’t want to talk about them. I’ve seen all types, why some women even wear them trimmed which amazes me and totally draws my eye to the lined mustache. It’s such an item that I walk away focused only on the trimmed mustache, and forgetting whom I was even talking too! Now don’t get me wrong, there are quite a few women who do a get job keeping that hair off of the top lip, but rest assured ladies the peach fuzz is still there and guess what? We know it’s there, we just don’t choose to talk about it! It is a man’s unwritten law NOT TO NOTICE a women’s mustache. Almost like the scene in Austin Powers movie where the guy has a mole, Austin Power’s attention is drawn to it and he shouts mole, mole, mole, there are some times when men look at a women’s mustache and want to shout to the world, mustache, mustache, mustache, but we don’t! As men we are dedicated to protecting the rights of, and fighting discrimination against mustache Americans by promoting the growth, care and culture of the mustache. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Weekend people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you. And she never did.
James Fineous McBride

Reduce Check-in Line Ups. Fly Naked!

Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
Daniel J. Boorstin

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they’re going to catch you in next.
Franklin P. Jones

The main purpose of holding children’s parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A farmer wants to know how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his border collie to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them and runs back to the farmer. The farmer says, “How many?” The dog says, “40.” The farmer is surprised and says, “How can there be 40 – I only bought 38!” The dog says, “I rounded them up.”

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I seen a wolf in everybody I ever met and I see a wolf in you.”
“Like a wolf, huh? You never seen a wolf in your life”

Answer: Moonstruck! In this scene Loretta Castorini (Cher) goes into the Sweetheart Liquor Store to buy a bottle of champagne and the middle-age couple behind the counter are in middle of a discussion. She says the first line and her husband replies with the second line. Then he adds, “You know what I see in you, Lotte? The girl I married.” She is caught off guard and blushes. Loretta smiles on her way out. “Moonstruck” was nominated for Best Picture in the 1988 Academy Awards but lost out to “The Last Emperor.” Cher won an Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role for her portrayal of Loretta Castorini and Olympia Dukakis won one for Best Actress in a Supporting Role for her portrayal of Loretta’s mother Rose. Vincent Gardenia was nominated for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for his role as Loretta’s father Cosmo, but lost to Sean Connery in “The Untouchables.” “Moonstruck” is another one of my all-time favorites.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “This could be the worst disaster NASA’s ever faced.”
“With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.”

 

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Which of the following does not belong in the group?
Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, Papeye, Poopeye
ANSWER: PAPEYE, All the others are the names of Popeye’s four nephews.

 

Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
Each of the clues below describe the name of a candy. Can you name them? Example: Galaxy would be a Milky Way.

1. Sign of affection
2. Favorite day for working people
3. Can’t hold on to anything
4. Famous swashbuckling trio
5. Sun explosions
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