WELCOME to Monday August 27, 2012. Whats in a Name?
I find it truly amazing how many different ways people can pronounce my name! My comedian friend calls me Uncle Liquid and heaven help me should I manage to appear at one of his comedy shows! My niece Zoe who is two or three years old can only pronounce my name as uncle Leuclid, at least she got the back part of it right! My nephew who is almost 7 or 8 used to just call me uncle until one day last year when he pulled up next to me as I was sitting on the couch and mentioned to me that after all this time he still didn’t know my name! I guess that’s why he just called me uncle. People have found a million ways to pronounce my name, you can’t imagine who they ask for when the free marketing or service people call my house, perhaps one day I’ll publish a list of the many different ways to pronounce the name Euclid! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!

 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn’t sell much — just an occasional sun visor.
Groucho Marx

TV is now so desperately hungry for material that they’re scraping the top of the barrel.
Gore Vidal

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henry Youngman

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting one in a fruit salad.
Unknown

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog replied, “but that would make no sense at all!”

 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “This could be the worst disaster NASA’s ever faced.”
“With all due respect, sir, I believe this is gonna be our finest hour.”

Answer: Apollo 13
This scene starts with an ominous transmission from the Apollo 13 spacecraft: “Houston, we have a problem.” The Houston command center realizes trouble on board the spacecraft may prevent its safe return to earth and the NASA Director (Joe Spano) says this first line. Optimistic co-worker Gene Kranz (Ed Harris) replies with the second line. This movie is based on the true story of the ill-fated 13th Apollo mission bound for the moon. America has already achieved their lunar landing goal (by Apollo 11 astronauts Neil Armstrong and Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin in 1969), so there’s little interest in this “routine” flight. That is, until things go very wrong, and prospects of a safe return fade. “Apollo 13” was nominated for Best Picture in the 1996 Academy Awards but lost out to “Braveheart.”

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Ha! I could just see Little and Large prancing around Sheffield with their widges hanging out. Now that WOULD be worth 10 quid.” “Don’t be so bloody daft. We were just saying…” “Widges on parade! Bring your own microscope!”

 

Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Each of the clues below describe the name of a candy. Can you name them? Example: Galaxy would be a Milky Way.
1. Sign of affection, 2. Favorite day for working people, 3. Can’t hold on to anything, 4. Famous swashbuckling trio
5. Sun explosions
ANSWER: 1. Kisses, 2. Payday, 3. Butterfingers, 4. 3 Musketeers, 5. Starbursts

 

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
On a hot summer day by a lake you are determined to build a boat made of ice, using a refrigeration unit and a large mold in which you can pour water. Nearby you notice an Egyptian mummy resting on a pile of wood pulp. What is the best strategy for building an ice boat that will not melt before you sail it across the lake?

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD AND ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING FRIDAY’S QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! GREAT SOLVING LADIES!

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