WELCOME to Wednesday August 29, 2012. Pondering……Again!

Why do people point to their wrist when they want to know what time it is,
but they don’t point to their pants when they need to ask where the restroom is?

Why are there no pictures of “no flash photography” signs?

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

Why is is it called a roach clip? It should be called a pot holder.

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why do doctors leave the room when you get undressed? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

Why does a pizza get to the house faster than an ambulance?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”, but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s the extra penny?

Why is the original text in a document called “copy”?

Why do drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescription,
but smokers can get their cigarettes up front?

Why is the small size of a candy bar the “fun size”? It’s more fun to eat a big candy bar.

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why are there handicap parking places in front of the skating rink?

Why doesn’t whoop-ass doesn’t come in bottles?

Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and then a diet coke?

Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making
them the world’s oldest divorced couple. It’s got to be weird when a divorce
lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to a new study, people with liberal arts degrees are experiencing much
higher rates of joblessness. So for all of you Greeks classics majors out there, the
sweet ride is finally over.” -Conan O’Brien

“Dunkin’ Donuts is doubling the amount of locates in the United States. Remember
when this country used to make steel and automobiles and now it’s crullers, jelly
doughnuts, and munchkins?” -David Letterman

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
When our client’s dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered a unique
treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. “Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find,” he told me.
At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the day, and I felt compelled to explain
things to the clerk. “Believe it or not,” I said, “this is for a sick dog.” As I was leaving, the next customer
plunked down two bottles of muscatel and announced, “These are for my cats.”

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Mama. What’s vacation?” “Vacation’s when you go somewhere… and you never come back.”

Answer: Forrest Gump! In this scene young Forrest Gump (Michael Conner Humphreys) is asking his mother why his father is absent from his life with line one, and Mrs. Gump (Sally Field) explains his father went on “vacation,” and then explains what that means with line two. The movie follows the life of low-I.Q. Forrest as he interacts with some of the most important people and events in America from the late 1950s through the 1970s and his encounters with the love of his life, Jenny (played as a young girl by Hanna Hall and as an adult by Robin Wright). The scene where the adult Forrest and Jenny embrace in the water during a Vietnam War protest rally is one of the best “feel-good” movie moments I can recall seeing.

In the 1995 Academy Awards “Forrest Gump” won six Oscars, including Best Picture and Tom Hanks for Best Actor in a Leading Role for his portrayal of Forrest Gump as an adult. Gary Sinise was nominated for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for his portrayal of Lt. Dan, but did not win. The movie also won or was nominated for more than 60 other awards! In a “Biography Channel” bio of Tom Hank’s career there was this great scene: Hanks, who had won a Best Actor Oscar for the movie “Philadelphia” the previous year, said (in his best Forrest Gump voice), “And then they invited me back to the Academy Awards, again, and they gave me the Best Actor award, again.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You’re not going to use the story, Mr. Scott?”
“No, sir. This is the west, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
Can you break this code?
Shift three. Caps lock one. Shift six. Tab six. Tab nine. Tab seven. Tab four. Tab three. Caps lock one. Caps lock three.
Tab five. Caps lock six. Tab eight. Caps lock two. Shift 10.

ANSWER: It spells out “Can you read this?” Use your keyboard like a grid. Tab, caps lock and shift are the vertical side of the grid and one through nine are the horizontal side of the grid. For example shift five would be B.

Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
Each group of words below is a commonly known phrase. Try to guess what that phrase is.

1.The total entity of substances which exhibit a reflection of light particles in awesome profusion are not necessarily composed of a soft, yellow metallic substance.

2. A couple offers possibility of camaraderie, while trebly aggregates often have the appearances of a multitude.

3. A member of the class of Aves that energizes rapidly from a state of nocturnal hibernation is able to seize by force or stratagem the lumbrious terristris.

4. Homosapiens who inhabit abodes composed of pellucid substances containing silicon materials should be prudent of casting hard cobbles.

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