WELCOME to Thursday August 30, 2012. Creative communicate with People…..
HE/SHE is/was………

1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.

2. A few clowns short of a circus.

3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

4. A few beers short of a six-pack.

5. A few peas short of a casserole.

6. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.

7. All foam, no beer.

8. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

9. Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.

10. Her sewing machine’s out of thread.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman!
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.”
– Marlene Dietrich

“A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.”
– Sir Francis Bacon

“Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.”
– Lyman Beecher

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
Freelance newspaper writers don’t get nearly as much attention as writers with regular bylines.
So I was delighted when I finally got some notice. It was at the bank, and I was depositing a stack of checks.
“Wow,” said the teller, reading off the names of publishers from the tops of the checks. “You must deliver a lot of papers.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You’re not going to use the story, Mr. Scott?”
“No, sir. This is the west, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.”

Answer: The Man who Shot Liberty Valance! In this scene newspaper reporter Maxwell Scott (Carleton Young) has finished listening to a story (told with flashbacks) by U.S. Senator Ransom Stoddard (James Stewart) as to who actually killed the town bully in the small western town of Shinbone named Liberty Valence (Lee Marvin). Legend has it that Senator Stoddard (then a young attorney) had killed him in a gunfight, but the story Stoddard has just told is that his friend Tom Doniphon (John Wayne) fired at the same time and that it was he who actually killed him. After the story is finished, the reporter crumples up his notes and throws the paper in a nearby stove. A surprised Senator Stoddard then asks line one and the reporter replies with line two. “The Man who Shot Liberty Valance” tells the story of an aging U.S. Senator who comes back to the town of Shinbone (where he had started out as a young lawyer) to attend the funeral of his old friend, Tom Doniphon. A local reporter smells a story and presses Stoddard for an interview. Stoddard then tells him the story of how Liberty Valence was really shot.

In the 1963 Academy Awards “The Man who Shot Liberty Valance” was nominated for one Oscar but did not win. It did win several minor awards. This movie was directed by John Ford, who had previously won or been nominated for Academy Awards in “The Quiet Man” (1952), “How Green Was My Valley” (1941), “The Grapes of Wrath” (1940), “The Long Voyage Home” (1940), “Stagecoach” (1939) and “The Informer” (1935), but he did not win one for this one (although I thought it was pretty good). This is the only movie in which John Wayne uses the word “pilgrim” to refer to a tenderfoot, although that word is frequently associated with Wayne.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?”
“Well, that would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Each group of words below is a commonly known phrase. Try to guess what that phrase is.
1.The total entity of substances which exhibit a reflection of light particles in awesome profusion are not necessarily composed of a soft, yellow metallic substance.
2. A couple offers possibility of camaraderie, while trebly aggregates often have the appearances of a multitude.
3. A member of the class of Aves that energizes rapidly from a state of nocturnal hibernation is able to seize by force or stratagem the lumbrious terristris.
4. Homosapiens who inhabit abodes composed of pellucid substances containing silicon materials should be prudent of casting hard cobbles.

ANSWER: 1. All that glitters is not gold.
2. Two’s company, three’s a crowd.
3. The early bird gets the worm.
4. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Change the position of just one of the words below so that all the words are in an alphabetical sequence:
llama, phoenix, hyena, alligator, beaver, elephant, tortoise, antelope
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS FOR SOLVING WEDNESDAYS QUIZZLER OF THE DAY! WAY2GO LADIES!

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