WELCOME to Thursday September 6, 2012. Hickphonics……….
ARE – pronoun. Possessive case of we used as a predicate adjective.
AYER – noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: “He cain’t breathe … give ‘im some ayer!”
BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.” Usage: “Mah brother bard my pickup truck.”
BAWS – noun. A supervisor. Usage: “If yew don’t quit readin’ these suthun words an’ git back to work, your baws is gonna far yew!”
BOB WAR – noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: “Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.”
DAYUD – adjective. Not alive. Usage: “He’s dayud, Jim.”
EAR – noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA). Usage: “He cain’t breathe … give ‘im some ear!”
FAHR – noun. A conflagration. Usage: “If mah brother from Jawjuh don’t change the awl in mah pickup truck, that things gonna catch fahr.”
FARN – adjective. Not local. Usage: “Ah cuddin unnerstand a wurd he sayud … mus be from some farn country.”
GUMMIT – Noun. A bureaucratic institution. Usage: “Them gummit boys shore are ignert.”
HAZE – a contraction. Usage: “Is Bubba smart?” “Naw … haze ignert.”
HEIDI – noun. Greeting. Usage: “Heidi neighbor, whuz gone on?”
HIRE YEW – Complete sentence inquiring as to the well-being of another. Remainder of greeting. Usage: “Heidi. Hire yew.”
JAWJUH – noun. A state just north of Florida. Capital is Hot-lanta. Usage: “Mah brother from Jawjuh bard mah pickup truck.”
JUW HERE – Noun and verb contraction. “Did you hear” Usage: “Juw here that mah brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump’ny?”
MUNTS – noun. A calendar division. Usage: “Mah brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and Ah ain’t herd from him in munts.”
RAHTS – noun. Entitled power or privilege. Usage: “We Suthuners are willin’ to faht for are rahts.”
RETARD – Verb. To stop working. Usage: “Mah grampaw retard at age 65.”
SEED – verb, past tense of to see. Usage: “Ah seed what heed done”
TAHR – noun. A tall monument. Usage: “Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise, Ah sure do hope to see that Eyeful Tahr in Paris sometime.”
TARRED – adverb. Exhausted. Usage: “Ah just flew in from Hot-lanta, an boy mah arms are tarred.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He`s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
Billy Connolly
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
Cher
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It’s not.
Dr. Seuss
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn’t.
Erica Jong
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
Helen Rowland
A college is a place where pebbles are polished and diamonds dimmed.
Unknown
Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much additional can be achieved with a smile and a gun.
Unknown
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back. ‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. ‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,’ she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! ‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’ ‘No,’ she replies. . . Wait for it. .
It’s coming. . The suspense is killing you, isn’t it? She says: ‘You just happened to catch my eye.’
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “You just shot an unarmed man!” “Well, he should have armed himself if
he’s going to decorate his saloon with my [dead] friend.”
Answer: Unforgiven! In this scene aging Old West gunslinger William Munny (Clint Eastwood) is confronting Sheriff “Little Bill” Daggett (Gene Hackman) and some residents of the town of Big Whiskey in the saloon of “Skinny” Dubois (Anthony James). Munny’s long-time friend, Ned Logan (Morgan Freeman), has just died under intense questioning by Sheriff Daggett, and his body has been displayed outside Skinny’s tavern with a sign that reads, “This is what happens to assassins around here.” (Ned was accused of killing some cowboys who cut up a whore, but he wasn’t guilty.) An incensed Munny shoots Skinny with a shotgun while the crowd cowers. Sheriff Daggett then says line one and Munny replies with line two (although I added the word “dead” for clarity).
In the 1993 Academy Awards, “Unforgiven” won four Oscars, including Best Picture, Gene Hackman for Best Actor in a Supporting Role for his portrayal of Sheriff “Little Bill” Daggett and Clint Eastwood for Best Director. Eastwood was also nominated for Best Actor in a Leading Role for his portrayal of William Munny, but didn’t win (the Oscar was won by Al Pacino in “Scent of a Woman”). Similar to what some other directors have done, Clint Eastwood arranged a bit part in his movie for his mother (some examples are “When Harry Met Sally” and “Goodfellas”). Unfortunately, her part wound up on the “cutting room floor” (the expression often used to describe the editing process) because the movie was too long. She was wearing a heavy dress and was pretty uncomfortable (her scene was boarding a train). Needless to say, she was not happy her scene was cut after that uncomfortable work! However, all was forgiven when Eastwood thanked her prominently in his acceptance speech (for Best Picture) at the Academy Awards ceremony.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Stop chasing me!” “I can’t stop, it’s my job.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
Here are some well-known expressions rewritten into “Cliff-ese”. For those of you who don’t know what that means, he was a very wordy person on the TV show “Cheers” and never used a small word where a larger one would work. Try to figure out the phrases in simpler terms.
1. To place a primitive agricultural conveyance in a position anterior to the animal Equus caballus.
2. It requires a number of people greater than one to perform a terpsichorean series of low dips and twisting steps on the toes.
3. To accumulate an excess of temperature beneath a circular, tight-fitting clothing component.
4. Emanating from a culinary vessel into a site of pyrogenic activity.
ANSWER: 1. Putting the cart before the horse. 2. It takes two to tango. 3. Get hot under the collar. 4. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Here are some MORE well-known expressions rewritten into “Cliff-ese”. For those of you who don’t know what that means, he was a very wordy person on the TV show “Cheers” and never used a small word where a larger one would work. Try to figure out the phrases in simpler terms.
1. Projecting short, loud, canine-like noises erroneously toward the top of an incorrect arboreal plant.
2. To subject a slender illumination device to rapid carbonization on its antipodal points.
3. To slay a brace of avian creatures with just a single petrous conglomeration.
4. Like sending dense shelly concretions through the air to fall in front of stout-bodied, artiodactyl creatures.
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! SUPER SOLVING JOB BANKS! 
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