WELCOME to Tuesday September 18, 2012.  Real Country Western Songs…

Get Off the Table, Mabel (the $2 is for the Beer)

I Just Can’t Get Over How You’ve Gotten Over Me

Love Me Like My Dog Does

I Lost Freida on the Freeway

I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me

How Can I Get Over You if You Won’t Get Out from Under Me?

I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me

I’ve Got Tears in my Ears from Lyin’ on my Back in my Bed While I Cry Over You

I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife’s Heart

I Wanna Check You for Ticks

I Slipped and Fell in Love

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

Hair in My Eyes Like a Highland Steer

I Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?

If I Had My Life to Live Over, I’d Live Over a Delicatessen

If I Were In Your Shoes, I’d Walk Right Back To Me

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

All My Exes Live in Texas

She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy

You Don’t Have to Call Me Darlin’, Darlin’ – You Never Even Called Me By My Name

Saddle Up the Stove, Ma, I’m Riding the Range Tonight

I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Tuesday people, and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“McDonald’s announced they’re going to start posting for the first time ever the calorie count of their menu items. Not to be outdone, Cinnabon announced they will start announcing their death toll.” -Conan O’Brien

 

“A new poll claims that 58 percent of Americans believe Barack Obama would beat Mitt Romney in a fistfight. I didn’t realize that was an option. Maybe we can wrap this election up tonight. Make it a pay-per-view event. We could wipe out the national debt in one night.” -Jimmy Kimmel

 

“A new survey found that the tooth fairy left about 42 cents less in 2011 than it did the year before. When kids lose teeth now, they’re like, ‘Ehh, I’m gonna hold onto this until the market improves.'” -Jimmy Fallon 

 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

For a romantic touch, I washed our sheets with lavender-scented fabric softener. When my husband got into bed, he sniffed. “What’s this?” he asked. “Guess,” I said coyly.  “I have no idea,” he said. “It smells like the stuff you use to line the hamster’s cage.”  

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???   “Some would say not a great seaman, but a great leader.” “He’s England’s only hope if old Boney intends to invade.” “Sir, might we press you for an anecdote?” “The first time he spoke to me, I shall never forget his words. I remember it like it was yesterday. He leaned across the table, he looked me straight in the eye, and he said “Aubrey, may I trouble you for the salt?””

Answer: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World! In this scene seven officers of the British warship HMS Surprise are seated around the dinner table in the cabin of Captain Jack “Lucky Jack” Aubrey (Russell Crowe). The talk turns to Admiral Horatio Nelson, and how Capt. Aubrey served with him when Aubrey was a young lieutenant. Mr. Allen (Robert Pugh) says line one and Capt. Howard (Chris Larkin) adds line two (the nickname “old Boney” refers to Napoleon Bonaparte). Mr. Allen asks line three and Capt. Aubrey tells the anecdote in lines four and five. In the events leading up to this scene, Capt. Aubrey has opened orders while underway to sink or capture the French privateer ship Acheron, which has been deployed to the region (off the coast of South America).

 

In the 2004 Academy Awards “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World ” won two Oscars and was nominated in eight other categories, including Best Picture (but lost to “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King”). This is the first movie to include scenes filmed on the Galapagos Islands. Russell Crowe did most of his own violin playing in this movie. He learned to play for the film (and said it was the hardest thing he’d ever done for a movie). The screenplay for this movie is based on two novels: “Master and Commander” and “The Far Side of the World.” Both are by Patrick O’Brian. 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Why me? Why did you pick me?” “You really don’t remember, do you? We didn’t pick you. You picked us. You volunteered. Right here. Even after you were warned.”

 

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

Which noun, from group B, belongs in group A? Why?

 

Group A

Man, Foot, Child, Tooth, Mouse.

 

Group B

Girl, Hand, Adult, Toe, Goose.  

ANSWER:  Goose. The others in group B, can be pluralised by adding an S.  The nouns in group A have the word changed to a different word to make a plural. 

 

Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….

Unconditional love I provide

When you return I’ll be by your side

I’ll take care of you and you of me

For the rest of my life, friends we’ll be

When you feel sick, I’ll be your nurse

You’ll always feel better, never worse

Some of us will learn tricks

Others will smell mint for kicks

Some of us will play for fun

While your eyes become bright as sun

I’ll always care through thick and thin

And I’ll always consider you kin

Now you’ve heard what I would say 

If I could speak to you this way

What am I?

 

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