WELCOME to Monday September 24, 2012. Etch-A-Sketch Instruction Manual.
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What’s the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
A: Don’t shake it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?” – Unknown
“It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?” – Ronald Reagan
“A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.” – Fred Allen
“They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck.” – Unknown
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” – Robin Williams
”First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin
”I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ‘That guy sure owed me a lot of money.’” – Jack Handy
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by wind, hail and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they’re all going to die. A woman jumps up and yells “I can’t take this anymore!. I just can’t sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I’m going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?” She sees a hand raised in the back and a muscular man, tall and buffed, starts walking up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. Even in the plane’s dim lighting, she can see his firm muscles. He stands in front of her, shirt in hand, and says “I can make you feel like a woman. Are you interested?” She nods her head “yes.” He hands her his shirt and says “Here – iron this.”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Is Lonnegan after you, too?” “I don’t know. Haven’t seen anybody.”
“You never do, kid.”
Answer: The Sting! In this scene small-time con man Johnny Hooker (Robert Redford) is meeting big-time con man Henry Gondorff (Paul Newman) for the first time and they are discussing gangster Doyle Lonnegan (Robert Shaw). Lonnegan ordered the killing of Hooker’s former partner Luther Coleman (Robert Earl Jones), because Hooker and Coleman inadvertently fleeced one of Lonnegan’s cash-carrying runners. Gondorff asks line one and Hooker replies with line two. Experienced Gondorff then adds line three. In order to get revenge for Luther’s killing, they decide to run the “Big Con” against Lonnegan because, as Hooker notes, “‘Cause I don’t know enough about killin’ to kill him.” The result is a wonderfully entertaining movie. There is an especially surprising ending, which I won’t reveal in case you haven’t seen this movie!
In the 1974 Academy Awards “The Sting” won seven Oscars, including Best Picture. Robert Redford was nominated for Best Actor in a Leading Role, but the Oscar went to Jack Lemmon in “Save the Tiger”. The only other feature film Paul Newman and Robert Redford made together was “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” (1969). Although the two actors had hoped to co-star in a third movie, Newman’s advanced age made that unlikely (Newman died in 2008 at age 83). Much of the music in “The Sting” is ragtime written by African-American composer Scott Joplin around the beginning of the 20th century (with musical adaptations for this movie by Marvin Hamlisch).
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Oh, here’s a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
Five veterans were sitting around a bar swapping war stories. From the information provided, determine each veteran’s branch of service, the year each was born, and each person’s current career.
1. The teacher was born in 1971.
2. The architect was born the year before Art Smith.
3. Susan Wilson, who served in the Coast Guard, is a year younger than the veteran who is now a nurse.
4. The Navy veteran, who wasn’t born in 1970, isn’t Mary Jones who now practices law.
5. The Army vet, who has published several books about the war, is neither Bill Johnson nor the oldest of the group.
6. The former Marine, who was born in 1969, isn’t Art Smith or Mary Jones.
ANSWER: Mary Jones, 1968, Air Force, Lawyer, John Brown, 1972, Army, Writer, Art Smith, 1971, Navy, Teacher
Susan Wilson, 1970, Coast Guard, Architect, Bill Johnson, 1969, Marines, Nurse
Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
“The first and last letter of each word are the same.
Example: _gend_?
Answer: agenda.
There are no slang expressions. Enjoy!”
1. _ini_
2. _ealga_
3. _zale_
4. _li_
5. _edau_
6. _illic_
7. _upe_
8. _ealt_
9. _rea_
10. _riti_
11. _dibl_
12. _atera_
13. _ylo_
14. _allo_
15. _umm_
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