WELCOME to Tuesday September 25, 2012.  Grandpa Says…..

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. 

 

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. 

 

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 

 

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. 

 

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. 

 

Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight. 

 

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. 

 

It don’t take a very big person to carry a grudge. 

 

You cannot unsay a cruel word. 

 

Every path has a few puddles. 

 

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 

 

The best sermons are lived, not preached. 

 

Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen anyway. 

 

Don’t judge folks by their relatives. 

 

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 

 

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. 

 

Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t bothering you none. 

 

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 

 

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’. 

 

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 

 

The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’. 

 

Always drink upstream from the herd. 

 

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. 

 

Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in. 

 

If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around. 

 

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. 

 

Don’t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he’ll just kill you. 

 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY

“A new study found that government employees are the 

happiest workers. The study was not conducted 

at the DMV.” -Conan O’Brien

 

“There is a new survey out about the happiest professions. 

The city that has the happiest workers is Miami. Because Miami 

has both things people need to be happy. Thongs and rollerblading.” -Craig Ferguson

 

“Researchers in Japan are working on a new drug that could 

treat gambling addiction. But I’ll bet you 2-to-1 it doesn’t work.” -Jimmy Fallon 

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. 

As they passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden, one of the boys asked, “Father, what’s that?”

Adam replied, “Boys, that’s where your mother ate us out of house and home.” 

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Oh, here’s a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!”

 

Answer: “EuroTrip”(2004) is about a recent high school graduate who goes to Europe with his friends to meet his pen pal. Cooper said this quote while reading the Frommer’s travel guide. He was looking for an excuse to make fun of Jamie, who had accidentally made out with his twin sister Jenny after they drank absinthe. While I wouldn’t say “EuroTrip” is a fantastic movie by any means, it does have some pretty funny lines. I had a hard time choosing between including this quote, or Cooper’s get-out-of-trouble line: “This isn’t where I parked my car!” 

 

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???   “So that’s it then? That’s the secret grand adventure… You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?”

 

Monday’s Quizzler is……….

“The first and last letter of each word are the same. Example: _gend_? Answer: agenda. There are no slang expressions. Enjoy!”

1. _ini_  2. _ealga_  3. _zale_  4. _li_  5. _edau_  6. _illic_  7. _upe_  8. _ealt_  9. _rea_  10. _riti_

11. _dibl_  12. _atera_  13. _ylo_  14. _allo_  15. _umm_ 

 

ANSWER:  1. minim  2. realgar  3. azalea  4. olio  5. bedaub  6. killick  7. duped   8. health  9. dread and treat

10. critic  11. edible  12. lateral  13. nylon  14. wallow  15. yummy

 

Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….

Four people entered the cook-off at the Barbecue Roundup (Bob, Bubba, Cathy, and Fred). They all had different last names (Kent, Kahn, Miser, and Tin) and entered different foods (brisket, pork butt, ribs, and sausage). Using the clues provided determine who brought what and how they placed in the competition (1st, 2nd, 3rd, or 4th).

 

1. The sausage did not come in last.

2. Mr. Miser came in third and was beaten by Bob’s ribs.

3. The pork butt came in second.

4. Cathy came in two places behind Fred Tin.

5. Mr. Kent won.

 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. ANDREA L. BANKS!  SUPER SOLVING JOB BANKS!

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