WELCOME to Wednesday October 10, 2012. Things To Check The Salad Bar Before You Load Up
1. Anything that’s moving.
2. Green Carrots.
3. Moldy Croutons.
4. Body parts.
5. Blood in the French Dressing.
6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.
7. I’ve seen the movie…they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!
8. Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.
9. How should I put this…let’s just that the sneeze guard didn’t do its job and there’s something phlegm related in the radishes.
10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“All my possessions for a moment of time.”
– Elizabeth I
“The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.”
– C. S. Lewis
“The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.”
– Art Spander
“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk people.
Then again, it’s easier to see what is coming when you’re driving
at 11 miles an hour.” -Conan O’Brien
“Security workers at JFK Airport are complaining that they don’t have enough
time to do their jobs thoroughly. Last time I flew, the TSA guy said,
‘Uh, just grope yourself.'” –Jimmy Fallon
“Happy birthday to actor Roger Moore, who played 007. Roger Moore is 85 years
old. In fact, his new catchphrase is, ‘Bond, Gold Bond, Medicated Powder.'” -Jay Leno
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The summer after college graduation, I was living at home, fishing in the daytime, spending nights with my friends–generally just hanging out. One afternoon my grandfather, who never went to college, stopped by. Concerned with how I was spending my time, he asked about my future plans. I told him I was in no hurry to tie myself down to a career. “Well,” he replied, “you better start thinking about it. You’ll be thirty before you know it.” “But I’m closer to twenty than to thirty,” I protested. “I won’t be thirty for eight more years.” “I see,” he said, smiling. “And when will you be 20 again?”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Oh, I know it’s a rock, I know. But let’s just pretend for a minute that it’s a seed, alright?”
Answer: A Bug’s Life! “A Bug’s Life” was released in 1998. It is about a little ant named Flik who tries to make a difference by defeating the evil grasshopper, Hopper. Flik is voiced by Dave Foley. The quote in the question is one of Flik’s. He is speaking to Dot, and uses a rock to represent a seed that will eventually turn into a big tree. Dot keeps saying it is only a rock, and Flik gets frustrated with her because she won’t pretend the rock is a seed.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Kids these days. They just don’t get scared like they used to.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
What expression is represented here?
I hear: “It, It, It, It, …”
You hear: “I_, I_, I_, I_, …”
ANSWER: You will never hear the end of it.
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
What is special about these four words?
what, hole, ales, test
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