WELCOME to Monday October 15, 2012.
Who Reads Newspapers?
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
–The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
–The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
–USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t understand The Washington Post.
–The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could spare the time.
–The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country.
–The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country.
–The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who’s running the country, as long as they do something scandalous.
–The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is a country, or that a country
is a good idea in the first place.
–The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country.
–The Chicago Tribune is read by people who live in the Midwest, which readers of the other newspapers
don’t think is part of the country.
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Monday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible. T. E. Lawrence
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.
William Shakespeare
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else
means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
e. e. cummings
Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives.
The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend – or a meaningful day.
Dalai Lama
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
An elderly gentleman with serious hearing problems goes to the doctor who fits him with hearing aids that allow him to hear at 100% for the first time in many years. The elderly man goes back in a month for a checkup. The doctor says, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.” To which the gentleman replies, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I am the greatest “good” you are ever gonna get!”
Answer: The Incredibles! “The Incredibles” was released in 2004. The film is about a retired family of superheroes who go out in the field once again. Craig T. Nelson voices Bob Parr, and Holly Hunter voices Helen. The quote is said by the unseen Frozone’s wife. When the city is in danger, Frozone wants to get out there and help save the world. He needs his super suit for it, but his wife has been planning a special dinner and does not want him to miss it.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I’m in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It’s still here!”
Friday’s Quizzler is……….
You die and the devil says he’ll let you go to heaven if you beat him in a game. The devil sits you down at a perfectly round table. He gives himself and you an infinite pile of quarters. He says, “OK, we’ll take turns putting one quarter down, no overlapping allowed, and the quarters must rest flat on the table surface. The first guy who can’t put a quarter down loses.” You guys are about to start playing, and the devil says that he’ll go first. However, at this point you immediately interject, and ask if you can go first instead. You make this interjection because you are very smart and can place quarters perfectly, and you know that if you go first, you can guarantee victory. Explain how you can guarantee victory.
ANSWER: You place a quarter right in the center of the table. After that, whenever the devil places a quarter on the table, mimic his placement on the opposite side of the table. If he has a place to place a quarter, so will you. The devil will run out of places to put a quarter before you do.
Monday’s Quizzlers is……….
What does this rebus represent?
1.Bob drowned Frosted Flakes
2.Joe buried Cap’n Crunch
3.Sarah threw Rice Krispies off a cliff
4.Emily shot Cocoa Puffs
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