WELCOME to Tuesday October 16, 2012.   

I Love My Job (As told to Dr. Seuss)

I love my Job, I love the Pay! 

I love it more and more each day.

I love my Boss; she’s the best!

I love her boss and all the rest.

 

I love my Office and its location –

I hate to have to go on vacation.

I love my furniture, drab and gray,

and the paper that piles up every day!

 

I love my chair in my padded Cell!

There’s nothing else I love so well.

I love to work among my Peers –

I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

 

I love my Computer and all its Software;

I hug it often though it doesn’t care…

I love each Program and every File,

I try to understand once in a while!!

 

I’m happy to be here, I am I am;

I’m the happiest Slave of my Uncle Sam.

I love this Work; I love these Chores.

I love the Meetings with deadly Bores.

 

I love my Job – I’ll say it again –

I even love these friendly Men –

These men who’ve come to visit today

In lovely white coats to take me away!!!

 

(from an anonymous U.S. federal government worker).  

 

Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

“A handwritten letter written by Albert Einstein suggesting that there is

no God went on sale on eBay starting at $3 million. When the owner heard

how much the letter was worth, he said, ‘Thank you, Lord.'” -Jay Leno

“Earlier tonight was the vice-presidential debate. A lot of people say who

cares, but let me tell you something. One of these two gentlemen will be

walking the White House dog.” –Dave Letterman

“Because President Obama and Mitt Romney went way over their time limits,

they put safety measures in place for this debate to make sure it didn’t happen

again. I think they got this idea from award shows. Biden did didn’t even have

time to thank his agent.” –Jimmy Kimmel

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

In the small, family-owned store in Spokane, Washington where I work, we often get folks from out of town whose idioms are a little different from our own. One day, after parking her car across the street in an attended lot, a young woman came in. She made her purchase and then asked, “Do you give validation?” Without batting an eye, my manager replied, “You are an excellent, successful person, and I love your hair.”  

 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from??? “I’m in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It’s still here!”

Answer: Cars! “Cars” was released in 2006. It is about a racecar who accidentally finds himself in the middle of a small town on Route 66. Owen Wilson voices Lightning McQueen, and the lovable Mater was voiced by Larry the Cable Guy. The quote is by Lightning McQueen. He falls asleep and Mack the truck accidentally loses McQueen. When they finally get ahold of McQueen, he tells them he is lost in Radiator Springs.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! GREAT SOLVING JOB KIM! 

Moday’s Quizzler is……….

What does this rebus represent?  1.Bob drowned Frosted Flakes.  2.Joe buried Cap’n Crunch.

3.Sarah threw Rice Krispies off a cliff.  4.Emily shot Cocoa Puffs.  

ANSWER: Serial Killers  (Cereal Killers)  

 

Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….

A young boy went to a Catholic school. During school he started goofing around, so the teacher called him out and sent him to the Pastor. Since this was a traditional school the boy would be spanked, but the Pastor believed in giving people a chance. He said, “If you can ask me a question about something you learned and I don’t know the answer on the spot you will go free.” 

The boy may have been lazy, but he was very witty. He asked, “What is it that you can see and I can see, usually every day, but God cannot see.” The Pastor stood there, stumped. He couldn’t figure it out because he strongly believed that God sees and knows all, and that there is only one God. The boy smiled and told him.   What was it?

 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD! ANOTHER INCREDIBLE SOLVING JOB KIM!  

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