WELCOME to Wednesday October 17, 2012.
Top Things To Do At A Drive-thru….
1. Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
3. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
4. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
5. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That’s it.
6. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag back with all the trash from your car in it.
7. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.
8. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, “May I take your order?”
9. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don’t break your stare.
10. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“We learned a lot about Joe Biden’s policies last night. As you know,
he has come out very, very strongly against malarkey.” -Jay Leno
“On Saturday the Empire State Building went dark for an hour to draw
attention to climate change. Of course, 10 endangered eagles then
crashed into the building.” -Jimmy Fallon
“China has overtaken the United States as the world’s biggest food and
grocery market. That means they buy and consume more food than we do.
Which when you think about it of course they do. A half hour after they eat,
they’re hungry again. It’s Chinese food.” -Jimmy Kimmel
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A teacher was finishing up a lesson on the joys of discovery and the importance of curiosity.
“Where would we be today,” she asked, “if no one had ever been curious?” One child quietly
spoke up from the back of the room. “Still in the Garden of Eden?”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “No brother of mine eats rejectamenta in my town!”
Answer: “Ratatouille” was released in 2007. The film is about a rat who wants to become a chef in Paris. Patton Oswalt voices Remy.
The quote belongs to Remy himself. At the very beginning of the film, Remy is telling the audience how much he dislikes being a rat. He does not like what rats eat, which is garbage. Then his brother comes up eating something. Remy asks what it is and he says, “I don’t really know.”. Then comes Remy’s above-mentioned reply.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
A young boy went to a Catholic school. During school he started goofing around, so the teacher called him out and sent him to the Pastor. Since this was a traditional school the boy would be spanked, but the Pastor believed in giving people a chance. He said, “If you can ask me a question about something you learned and I don’t know the answer on the spot you will go free.”
The boy may have been lazy, but he was very witty. He asked, “What is it that you can see and I can see, usually every day, but God cannot see.” The Pastor stood there, stumped. He couldn’t figure it out because he strongly believed that God sees and knows all, and that there is only one God. The boy smiled and told him. What was it?
ANSWER: His own equal! We see our equals everyday, but since there is one God, he cannot see someone equal to himself.
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
As you are reading this message, you will notice some spelling errors. Do not be frigtened, however. This is how you must anelyze:
First, find al of the missing, repeated, or incorrect letters.
Second, alow yurself to look at these and look at the wword that is represinted.
Finally, tell me a numbur that most commonnly is associated with the word.
Good luck.
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