WELCOME to Thursday October 18, 2012.
Lowered Expectations
What A Woman Wants In A Man Before She is 40
Handsome
Charming
Financially Successful
A Caring Listener
Witty
In Good Shape
Dresses with Style
Appreciates the Finer Things
Full of Thoughtful Surprises
An Imaginative, Romantic Lover
What A Woman Wants In A Man After She is 40
Not too ugly
Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
Works steady
Doesn’t nod off while she’s emoting
Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-on tops
Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
Shaves on weekends.
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“He who hesitates is a fool.”
– Mae West
“Measure not the work until the day’s out and the labor done.”
– Elizabeth Barrett Browning
“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.”
– Wilson Mizner
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A policeman pulled a female driver over and asked to see her license. After looking it over, he said to her,
“Lady, it stipulates here on your license that you should be wearing glasses.” “Look lady, I don’t care who
you know,” snapped the officer. “You’re getting a ticket.”.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.”
Answer: “WALL-E” was released in 2008. It is about a little robot who is left on a wasted planet, but finds himself on a space adventure. He is voiced by Ben Burtt. The quote is spoken by the Captain of the Axiom. This is near the very end of the movie, when they are finally able to return to Earth. The children have never seen Earth, and the captain is telling them about earth life.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “My master made me this collar, so I may talk. “Squirrel!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
As you are reading this message, you will notice some spelling errors. Do not be frigtened, however. This is how you must anelyze: First, find al of the missing, repeated, or incorrect letters.
Second, alow yurself to look at these and look at the wword that is represinted.
Finally, tell me a numbur that most commonnly is associated with the word. Good luck.
ANSWER: Missing, Repeated, and Incorrect Letters: H-A-L-L-O-W-E-E-N Word: Halloween
Number: 31 (Halloween is the 31st of October)
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Below are ten clues, each of which relates to the first line of a different Christmas carol or song. Unlike the title of the teaser, these clues only have the first letters of each of the words.
Can you figure out what songs they are?
1. CROAOF
2. IDOAWC
3. RTRNRHAVSN
4. GGROBAR
5. IHABCWY
6. ISMKSC
7. OTFDOCMTLGTM
8. FTSWAJHS
9. IBMBOJHSSOM
10. JBJBJBR
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