WELCOME to Friday October 19, 2012.   

Useful Phrases for High Stress Days 

 

Do I really look like a people person?

Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #2?

And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be…?

I’m not crazy, I’ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

Did the aliens forget to remove the probe?

Earth is full. Go home.

Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

 

Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man.

William Shakespeare

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.

e. e. cummings

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend – or a meaningful day.

Dalai Lama

I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day. E. B. White

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Fred was applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on the railroad. The chief engineer was conducting the interview. 

“What would you do if the Northern Express was heading north on Track 1 and the Southern Central was heading south on Track 1?” Fred quickly answered, “Well, I’d call my brother.”  The chief engineer just sat there for a second. “Why would you call your brother?” “He’s never seen a train wreck before.”. 

 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “My master made me this collar, so I may talk. “Squirrel!”

Answer: “Up” was released in 2009. It is about an old man who travels to his and his late wife’s dream location, to live. Edward Asner voices Carl, Jordan Nagai voices Russell, and Bob Paterson voices the loveable dog, Dug. Dug the dog says the above quote, albeit the quote is only partially seen. This is when Dug first meets Carl and Russell. They do not know he can talk, so it startles them when Dug says this line.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Andy’s going to college. Can you believe it?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is……….

Below are ten clues, each of which relates to the first line of a different Christmas carol or song. Unlike the title of the teaser, these clues only have the first letters of each of the words. Can you figure out what songs they are?

1. CROAOF  2. IDOAWC  3. RTRNRHAVSN  4. GGROBAR  5. IHABCWY  6. ISMKSC  7. OTFDOCMTLGTM

8. FTSWAJHS  9. IBMBOJHSSOM  10. JBJBJBR

 

ANSWER: 1. A Christmas Song (Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…)

2. White Christmas (I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…)

3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose…)

4. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (Grandma got run over by a reindeer…)

5. Blue Christmas (I’ll have a blue Christmas without you…)

6. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus…)

7. The 12 Days of Christmas (On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…)

8. Frosty, the Snowman (Frosty, the snowman, was a jolly, happy soul…)

9. I’m Gettin’ Nothin’ for Christmas (I broke my bat on Johnny’s head, somebody snitched on me…)

10. Jingle Bell Rock (Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock…)

 

Friday’s Quizzlers is……….

What is the meaning of this rebus?

 

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQUSTRVWXYZ

 

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