WELCOME to Monday October 22, 2012.   

Computer Tech Questions

 

Tech Support: “How much free space do you have on your hard drive?”

Customer: “Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?”

Overheard in a computer shop: Customer: “I’d like a mouse mat, please.”

Salesperson: “Certainly sir, we’ve got a large variety.”

Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”

 

Customer: “Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?”

Customer: “So that’ll get me connected to the Internet, right?”

Tech Support: “Yeah.”

Customer: “And that’s the latest version of the Internet, right?”

Tech Support: “Uhh…uh…uh…yeah.”

 

Customer: “My computer crashed!”

Tech Support: “It crashed?”

Customer: “Yeah, it won’t let me play my game.”

Tech Support: “Alright, hit Control-Alt-Delete to reboot.”

Customer: “No, it didn’t crash — it crashed.”

Tech Support: “Huh?”

Customer: “I crashed my game. That’s what I said before. Now it doesn’t work.”

Turned out, the user was playing Lunar Lander and crashed his spaceship.

Tech Support: “Click on ‘File,’ then ‘New Game.’”

Customer: [pause] “Wow! How’d you learn how to do that?” 

 

Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, 

don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 

 

 

QUOTES OF THE DAY 

Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Exercise to stimulate, not to annihilate. The world wasn’t formed in a day,

and neither were we. Set small goals and build upon them.

Lee Haney

The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches

and majority decisions but by iron and blood.

Otto von Bismarck

I’m not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I’m not looking for the

secret to life… I just go on from day to day, taking what comes.

Frank Sinatra

 

G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….  

Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. “Cash, check or charge?” She asked after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As she fumbled for her wallet The cashier noticed a television remote control in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” The cashier asked. “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the best retaliation.”.

 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “Andy’s going to college. Can you believe it?”

Answer: “Toy Story 3” was released in 2010. It is about Andy’s toys once again, but this time, instead of being moved to the attic, they are accidentally sent to a day care. Now they must escape. Once again Tom Hanks and Tim Allen reprise their voice roles as Woody and Buzz.

The film was also the first Pixar film to earn one billion dollars at the box office. The quote is said by Andy’s mom. It is near the beginning of the movie, a quote that first tells us about Andy being all grown up. The toys are in the day care because of Andy growing up and not needing them anymore.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?

What movie is this quote from???  “I can see it’s dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could.”

Friday’s Quizzler is……….

What is the meaning of this rebus?  ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQUSTRVWXYZ

ANSWER: You are out of order (the letters “U” and “R” have traded places; U R out of order). 

 

Monday’s Quizzlers is……….

Can you find the one word for each list that can be added to the end of each word in its list to create a new word, compound word, or phrase?

 

round

show 

throw

grow

 

 

out

be

in

sub

 

 

put

shake 

get

hoe

 

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