WELCOME to Wednesday October 24, 2012.
Top 10 Signs You Had Too Much of the 90s.
Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail.
You faxed your Christmas list to your parents.
You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet.
You find you need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living
You think “progressing an action plan” and “calendarizing a project” are acceptable English phrases.
You know the people at the airport hotels better than you know your next door neighbors.
You ask your friends to “think out of the box” when making Friday night plans.
You think a “half-day” means leaving at 5 o’clock
You hear more jokes via email than in person
Hey, that’s my story for my diet and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Health experts have named Mississippi the fattest state in the Union.
The state bird of Mississippi? The fried chicken.” -Jay Leno
“This week in New Zealand, a man who lost his wedding ring in the ocean
found it in the water over a year later. The man says the most amazing thing
about the story is that his wife fell for it.” -Conan O’Brien
“Philadelphia has a new plan to ticket pedestrians who text without looking
up while they walk. As opposed to the previous punishment: lamp posts.” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, I’m so depressed and lonely. I don’t have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?” “I’m sure I can.” the psychiatrist replied. “Just go over and lie face down on that couch.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “I carried a watermelon”
Answer: Dirty Dancing! In “Dirty Dancing” this line is said by Baby the first time she meets Johnny. He asks what she is doing in the club house and she states that she was helping to carry a watermelon. Afterwards, realizing how ridiculous her response must have sounded, she rolls her eyes and, with disgust, repeats to herself “I carried a watermelon.” While on a summer vacation at a family camp, Francis “Baby”, falls in love with the dance instructor, Johnny. The movie shows how her father is not accepting of the lifestyle of the dancers and thus of them. Johnny and Baby dance in the big show, after which Johnny is fired. He comes back to dance in the final show and has Baby dance with him.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Relax, Robot. I’m going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is……….
The queen of death; she crawls on your stairs,
She’s always so lonely, no mate in her lair.
Her children, they leave home with such haste
For fear that their blood this new mother will taste.
On silken cord, her daughters await,
For men in their homes meet a similar fate.
Dark as new moon, her crimson belly tells time,
Her mate is passed on, he won’t tell of her crime.
If you see the black maiden, you must run in fear
One prick from her needles and pain is quite near.
ANSWER: A black widow spider. Often found under stairs, in garages and other dark places.
She searches for a mate, and then kills him to provide sustenance until her children are born.
Her children leave her, because black widow spiders tend to eat anything, including their offspring.
Her poison is not generally fatal but is very painful and requires hospital care.
Wednesday’s Quizzlers is……….
P is to L.
M is to OK.
Hence, D is to ___
TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD AND MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! NICE JOB LADIES, YOU ARE BOTH BRILLIANT! 
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