WELCOME to Thursday October 25, 2012.
Why Dogs Can’t Use Computers
He’s distracted by cats chasing his mouse.
SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and PASTE are out of the question.
Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work.
Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
Involuntary tail wagging is a dead give-away that he’s browsing http://www.purina.com instead of working.
The fire hydrant icon is simply too frustrating.
He can’t help attacking the screen when he hears “You’ve Got Mail”.
It’s too messy to “mark” every Web site he visits.
The FETCH command isn’t available on all platforms.
He can’t stick his head out of Windows.
Hey, that’s my story for my diet and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Man’s mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
“If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation
for ’tis better to be alone than in bad company.”
– George Washington
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, I’m so depressed and lonely. I don’t have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?” “I’m sure I can.” the psychiatrist replied. “Just go over and lie face down on that couch.”
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Relax, Robot. I’m going to build you a new body. Mom always said I should make new friends.”
Answer: Lost in Space! The movie “Lost in Space” is based on the ’60s TV show of the same name. The voice of the robot who famously exclaims “Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!” is the same in the movie as the original on the TV show. The voice actor is Dick Tufeld. When Will tells the robot that he will build him a new body all the robot can do is laugh. The movie “Lost in Space” focuses on the space-traveling Robinson family and their attempts to find their way home.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “No, I am your father”.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
P is to L.
M is to OK.
Hence, D is to ___
ANSWER: RT or RTED.
P is to L forms PISTOL.
M is to OK forms MISTOOK.
The only letters you can add to DISTO to form a word is RT or RTED, forming DISTORT or DISTORTED.
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
Use the 26 letters of the alphabet to complete the ten words below, replacing each underscore with a letter. Each letter can only be used once.
1. _RI_T
2. _ALA_ _
3. _E_ _EST
4. _E_ _RY
5. _RA_E_
6. S_ _R_
7. _ _AMY
8. _EBR_
9. _O_EY
10. _RO_EC_
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