WELCOME to Friday October 26, 2012.
Laws of Life:
* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
* Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
* Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.
* Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
* Lampner’s Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“The European Farmer’s Union has announced that because of cold temperatures
and drought, grapes aren’t growing well and as a result this will be their worst wine
harvest in 50 years. Experts are hoping it won’t affect prices or threaten the supply
of wine, and if it does they might have to start drilling for wine offshore.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“One in every seven people on the planet now owns a cell phone. You know what’s
even more amazing? That when I go to the theater, I never sit next to any of the other six people.” -Jay Leno
“French President Francois Hollande has promised to ban schools from assigning homework.
Seriously? That’s not a European president’s platform – that was my 9th grade student council
platform. ‘I’m gonna do away with homework, and put RC Cola back in the vending machines!'” -Jimmy Fallon
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
I picked up my nine-year-old daughter from school and asked how her day had gone. A few minutes later, distracted by driving, I repeated the question, and again a few minutes after that. Instead of annoyed, Ariana was philosophical. “Mom,” she said, “your amnesia is my deja vu.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “No, I am your father”.
Answer: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back! This is the famous quote by Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker. When Darth Vader asks Luke if he knows what happened to his father Luke says that Darth Vader killed him. Darth Vader then goes on to say, “No, I am your father.”
“The Empire Strikes Back” is the second installment of the original Star Wars trilogy. It tells the further story of Luke Skywalker and of the Rebellion’s fight against the Empire. Luke, a Jedi Knight in training, must rescue his friends from the Empire, but in the process must personally face Darth Vader.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “1.21 gigawatts?! 1.21 gigawatts?!” With increasing incredulity, Dr. Brown is unable to fathom how he is going to come up with the power necessary to complete his task.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……….
Use the 26 letters of the alphabet to complete the ten words below, replacing each underscore with a letter. Each letter can only be used once. 1. _RI_T 2. _ALA_ _ 3. _E_ _EST 4. _E_ _RY 5. _RA_E_ 6. S_ _R_
7. _ _AMY 8. _EBR_ 9. _O_EY 10. _RO_EC_
ANSWER: 1. WRIST 2. GALAXY 3. REQUEST 4. CELERY 5. BRAVED 6. SHIRK 7. FOAMY
8. ZEBRA 9. MONEY 10. PROJECT
Friday’s Quizzlers is……….
Can you decipher this common phrase?
Salt: Good morning
Pepper: Hello
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