WELCOME to Tuesday October 30, 2012. WWJD?
Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really have been changed to stand for “What would Jesus drive?”
One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Jesus to “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.”
Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.”
Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John’s gospel where Christ tells the crowd, “For I did not speak of my own Accord…”
Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that “the roar of Moses’ Triumph is heard in the hills.”
Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: “Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.” And, following Jesus’ lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda… “The Apostles were in one Accord.”
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Tuesday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“A recent study has found that more senior citizens than ever are entering college.
College faculty says that the seniors are like any other students…except they take
Jell-O shots just for the Jell-O.” –Conan O’Brien
“I want to get this off my chest: For the past 20 years, I have been using
performance-enhancing vodka.” -David Letterman
“Japanese researchers have successfully grown hair on a bald mouse.
The researchers are ecstatic, and the mouse is relieved he doesn’t have
to keep wearing that stupid toupee.” -Conan O’Brien
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
One hot afternoon, while touring the Canyonlands of southern Utah, my husband and I pulled into the only hotel in a small town. While signing the register, we asked the young woman behind the desk if our room was air-conditioned. When she shook her head no, we hesitated, wondering if we should push on to the next town. Sensing our doubt, she brightened as she came up with a solution. “Just turn on the heater,” she suggested. “Our customers tell us all that comes out is cold air anyway.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “When someone asks you if you’re a ‘god’, you say ‘Yes’!” uttered?
Answer: Ghostbusters! When the Ghostbusters meet up with the demon, Gozer, she asks Ray if he is a god. When Ray replies “No”, Gozer says, “Then…die!” and blasts the heroes with lightning. In pain, Winston tells Ray, “When someone asks you if you’re a ‘god’, you say ‘Yes’!” The Ghostbusters, a group of scientists who have made it their job to rid the world of ghosts and ghouls, must try to save the world from the Gozer, the Gozerian, who has come destroy the world.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Keyboard. How quaint.”
Monday’s Quizzler is……….
There are three houses built exactly the same. One is filled with cotton, the other with wood, and the third with iron. One day an arsonist sets them all on fire. The sound of sirens was growing louder at the scene. People were screaming. Which house did the ambulance try to put the fire out at first?
ANSWER: Ambulances do not put out fires.
Tuesday’s Quizzlers is……….
What does the star represent in the rebus:
A N O
T * I
TENT
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