WELCOME to Thursday November 1, 2012.
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say, “What a scary mask!” but you’re not wearing a mask!
5. When the door opens you yell, “Trick or…” and can’t remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won’t dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You’re the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Hey, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Thursday people, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to LAUGH IT UP! Peace I am outta here, Eucman! 
QUOTES OF THE DAY
“Courage is fear that has said its prayers.”
– Dorothy Bernard
“Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are developed.”
– Michael Pritchard
“None but a coward dares to boast that he has never known fear.”
– Ferdinand Foch
G U A R A N T E D T O M A K E Y O U L A F F….
The famous Olympic skier Picabo (pronounced Peek-A-boo) Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however. It simply caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, “Picabo, ICU.”
Actually, Picabo’s not a nurse, but she can take the joke. Since she was a little kid, she’s been teased about her name. Her parents got it from a town in Idaho near where she grew up. The town takes its name from a Native American word meaning “shining waters.”.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!‘ How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Keyboard. How quaint.”
Answer: Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home! Scotty, Captain Kirk’s chief engineer on the Starship Enterprise, is used to being able to talk to the computer and to have it respond appropriately. When told to use the keyboard he begins very slowly until he gets the hang of it. Within seconds he produces a computer model for transparent aluminum. In this particular adventure, the crew of the Enterprise has traveled back to 1986. They must make a whale tank in which to transport a pair of whales forward to the 2200s. The whales, extinct in Kirk and Scotty’s time, are needed to stop the destruction being caused by a probe in the 23rd century.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer?
What movie is this quote from??? “Components. American components, Russian Components, all made in Taiwan!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is……….
What does the star represent in the rebus:
A N O
T * I
TENT
ANSWER: The Center of Attention
Thursday’s Quizzlers is……….
What expression is represented here?
10 *whack*
10
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